Joan of Apocalypse Quotes

“You can always replace your real-life friends with better ones, but social media posts are forever.”
― Chloe Lukas, Joan of Apocalypse

“I hate when people assume offense on someone’s behalf without actually knowing their perspective.”
― Chloe Lukas, Joan of Apocalypse

“Baby, it doesn’t matter where you’re from. It’s all about where you’ve been.”
― Chloe Lukas, Joan of Apocalypse

“If only the windows were mirrors so I could admire myself. Like I always say, it’s better to look into a mirror, then out a window.”
― Chloe Lukas, Joan of Apocalypse

“Trying times are always easier when you have a beautiful face nearby.”
― Chloe Lukas, Joan of Apocalypse

“Good or bad, fate’s always a bitch.”
― Chloe Lukas, Joan of Apocalypse

“Nothing is more misleading than the truth.”
― Chloe Lukas, Joan of Apocalypse

“You have no idea how much it hurt just to exist without you.”
― Chloe Lukas, Joan of Apocalypse

“Maybe sex with him was a mistake, but on the other hand, some mistakes are like a good margarita—impossible to stop after only one.”
― Chloe Lukas, Joan of Apocalypse

“Great ideas come easy—until you overthink them into stupidity like this one.”
― Chloe Lukas, Joan of Apocalypse

“Why must women always keep their wits about them, while men can be clueless and still come off as geniuses?”
― Chloe Lukas, Joan of Apocalypse

“Smart people are not always wise, but stupid people are always dumb.”
― Chloe Lukas, Joan of Apocalypse