Age of Expansion Quotes

“Dante?" I called, turning and finding him literally right behind me. "Shit, man, don't creep up on me!" I gasped, jerking back and shaking my head. "Dammit!"
"What?" He grinned.
"See the hydra?" I asked.
"Hard to miss it, to be honest."
"Think you can kill it?"
"Alone or with help?”
― Jez Cajiao, Age of Expansion: A Dungeon Core Dark LitRPG Adventure

“Okay, how about we call it a draw?" Chris suggested, and I snorted, recognizing the quote.
"You're not the black knight, you're a dumbass in tinfoil, and we've not lost any limbs," I pointed out.”
― Jez Cajiao, Age of Expansion: A Dungeon Core Dark LitRPG Adventure

“I will." I sighed. "If we win."
"Well, look on the bright side. If we don't, no more stress or having to sleep in uncomfortable places!" he offered.
"No more sex, booze, and good food," I countered.
He winced. "Yeah, there is that.”
― Jez Cajiao, Age of Expansion: A Dungeon Core Dark LitRPG Adventure

“Americans would probably be saying it was excessive, and I'd been across the pond for 'Ungrateful Colonial Day' before.”
― Jez Cajiao, Age of Expansion: A Dungeon Core Dark LitRPG Adventure

“Fuck me, they really wanted a mouthful of man-meat—and they weren't even willing to buy me a drink first.”
― Jez Cajiao, Age of Expansion: A Dungeon Core Dark LitRPG Adventure

“As much as I tried not to on general principles, I had to agree with him this time.”
― Jez Cajiao, Age of Expansion: A Dungeon Core Dark LitRPG Adventure