Joe the Alien Quotes

“Nobody would be stupid enough to follow us because there were cops behind us the whole time.”
― GLEN NESBITT, Joe the Alien

“He’s just tryin’ to find his perfect niche; he’s not as cute as E.T., but he’s taller than Stitch.”
― GLEN NESBITT, Joe the Alien

“He smells with his thumb and eats with his rear; you wouldn’t want to know what he does with his ear.”
― GLEN NESBITT, Joe the Alien

“Claude, genuinely touched, placed a hand over his heart. "It's what's inside of you that counts. Wow. What a very special alien invasion.”
― GLEN NESBITT, Joe the Alien

“I prefer the wit of Shakespeare or Mark Twain. But, truth be told, to get a laugh, a cheap laugh, all you have to do is..." Rip interrupted with another well-timed fart.”
― GLEN NESBITT, Joe the Alien

“The night was eerily silent, save for the crackle of the fire and some farts of fear from the tent that Rip affectionately called “fear-ts.”
― GLEN NESBITT, Joe the Alien

“Ruby, growing impatient, shouted, "Sneeze! Sneeze!" Rip stammered, "I’m trying, I’m trying.
I have the Ah, but I don't have the Choo.”
― GLEN NESBITT, Joe the Alien

“Way up high above the stars; this close encounter’s rather far.”
― GLEN NESBITT, Joe the Alien

“The surrounding forest was a wall of darkness, the trees standing tall and silent, smelling like a high-quality cardboard air-freshener.”
― GLEN NESBITT, Joe the Alien