Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way Quotes

“People tend to make fun of low-budget movies, often because they lack the smooth sophistication of slick Hollywood fare. But what the average viewer fails to recognize is that low-budget movies, with almost nothing to lose, are far more likely to push the creative envelope. Granted, most of them fall flat on their face because of poor writing, choppy editing, and bad acting, but you have to love them for trying.”
― Bruce Campbell, Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way

“I was not going to relinquish the prized penis to him or anyone else, so the airborne felon and I became engaged in an old-fashioned tug-of-war, with the pickled, stoutly inelastic organ pulled taut in our opposing grasp.”
― Bruce Campbell, Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way

“I had a hard-on that would impress my dad”
― Bruce Campbell, Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way