Social Suicide Quotes

“The first thing I did was run. Okay, actually the first thing I did was scream, lose my balance, flail my arms in the air like some kind of uncoordinated bird, then slide down the side of the tree and land on my butt.

Then I ran.”
― Gemma Halliday, Social Suicide

“Mental face palm. Suddenly I wasn't sure there was enough room on the campus for both me and his ego.”
― Gemma Halliday, Social Suicide

“I need to be casual but not too casual. Dressy but not too dressy. I need him to think I just threw on the first thing I found and that I'm not taking this too seriously or overthinking it or even that I was thinking about it at all. Because I'm not. I'm totally not thinking about him, and I don't want him to think I was thinking about him, but I don't want him to think that I'm not thinking about him, because clearly he thought about me enough to ask me out and it would be mean not to be thinking about him at all, so I need just the right amount of thinking, and I'm not sure if that means boots and a skirt or skinny jeans and ballet flats. Help!”
― Gemma Halliday, Social Suicide

“She went in the pool," she finished for me. "Ohmigod. She was killed while tweeting. It was Twittercide!”
― Gemma Halliday, Social Suicide

“ Chase leaned in close. "hey" What?
Are you wearing perfume? No... why would I be wearing perfume?... You sure you're not wearing anything? It smells like jasmine. Must be the bushes”
― Gemma Halliday, Social Suicide

“Bull-fluff. You didn't break up with a girlfriend of a whole year because of stuff.”
― Gemma Halliday, Social Suicide

“To say I didn't have great luck in the guy department was like saying Ryan Seacrest didn't have great luck in the height department: total understatement.”
― Gemma Halliday, Social Suicide

“The first thing I noticed when I woke up was the hippo squatting on my head.”
― Gemma Halliday, Social Suicide

“Connor Crane was currently the secret crush of half the female HHH population. And a couple of the males, too.”
― Gemma Halliday, Social Suicide