Whiskey Rebellion Quotes

“You feel bad about yelling in a graveyard after you just tried to have sex with me in a church?”
― Liliana Hart, Whiskey Rebellion

“A true southern lady can out manipulate General Lee when it comes to revenge.”
― Liliana Hart, Whiskey Rebellion

“In my mind I was Laura Croft, trapped in Mayberry.”
― Liliana Hart, Whiskey Rebellion

“Listen, you. I just danced on that stage not more than thirty minutes ago. I’m still wearing the pasties to prove it. But now I have to get back in there and call the police.” “Whoa, honey. I don’t care if you’re the”
― Liliana Hart, Whiskey Rebellion

“I’d lost a good deal of my sensibilities, most of my faith in mankind, and all of my underwear somewhere between a graveyard and a church parking lot.”
― Liliana Hart, Whiskey Rebellion

“according to Mattress Mattie you couldn’t make money in bed by yourself, so I had no choice but to get wet and dirty.”
― Liliana Hart, Whiskey Rebellion

“You never know when you’re going to run into your soul mate. Just make sure you wear underwear. You don’t want your date to think you’re easy.”
― Liliana Hart, Whiskey Rebellion

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― Liliana Hart, Whiskey Rebellion

“If he didn't call you by name, then you've got nothing to worry about. Maybe he has a glass eye and couldn't look at anyone but you."
"You could be right. But I've always thought glass eyes were kind of expressionless, not hate-filled and menacing.”
― Liliana Hart, Whiskey Rebellion

“This job sucks, Kate,” I said by way of greeting. “I’m going to have to bathe in bleach to get the smell off.” “I hear it’s good for the skin. Kind of like arsenic. What’s happening with Noogey?”
― Liliana Hart, Whiskey Rebellion

“This is the South. In the South we’re all proud of our crazy relatives. We like to put them right out in public so everyone can see them. I just wasn’t quite ready to go on display myself.”
― Liliana Hart, Whiskey Rebellion