Love? Maybe. Quotes

Rate this book
Clear rating
Love? Maybe. Love? Maybe. by Heather Hepler
4,940 ratings, 3.84 average rating, 470 reviews
Open Preview
Love? Maybe. Quotes Showing 1-8 of 8
“I think that love is like candy."
"I don't like candy either," I say.
He smiles at me and shakes his head. "I think anyone who says they don't like candy just hasn't found the right flavor.”
Heather Hepler, Love? Maybe.
“White lies are in chapter two of the bestfriend handbook. They are to be used sparingly and only under extreme circumstances. I'm pretty sure finding out your boyfriend of more than a year is a total jerk qualifies.”
Heather Hepler, Love? Maybe.
“Not my finest hour," he says, shaking his head.
"You realize you did it for no reason," I say. I tell him about talking to my dad and explain that I was crying because of that.
"That information would have been useful BEFORE I shoved him in the pool.”
Heather Hepler, Love? Maybe.
“Valentine's Day is just a capitalist scam, designed to make people currently in a relationship spend unnecessary money in a fruitless attempt to ensure undying love and devotion. For those of us not in a relationship, Valentine's Day is simply added pressure to identify ourselves within the context of a romantic relationship, whipping us into a frenzy that only the presence of our soul mates can relieve.”
Heather Hepler, Love? Maybe.
“Can a girl find true love if she doesn't believe it exists?”
Heather Hepler, Love? Maybe.
“See, the thing is Piper, it's really the only thing that's worth living for."
"Love,”
Heather Hepler, Love? Maybe.
“Piper, don't hate Valentine's day," he says. I sigh and look down at him. His eyes are still closed. "I'll be your Valentine.”
Heather Hepler, Love? Maybe.
“I think my heart is defective," Jillian says. I have to force myself to smile Jan looks at me. I get the joke, but for some reason it just isn't funny right now.
"I can fix that," Jeremy says, taking Jillian's headband from her. He pulls out the battery and looks at the wires that run from it. He twists one of them a little with his fingers and reinserts the battery.
"You are so nerdy," Jillian says. I look over at her. It's not what she said, but how she said it. It almost sounded like a compliment. "Yay," Jillian says, when he flips the switch and both hearts stay lit. Jillian takes the headband from him and slips it on. She wobbles her head making them clack together. "Jeremy," she says, grinning at him. "You fixed my broken heart.”
Heather Hepler, Love? Maybe.
tags: humor, love