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Ivan is 38% done

You don't understand the divine bliss I'm currently in. And to think I have so much more time with these two 🥰😩

— Mar 29, 2022 02:15PM

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Ivan is finished

As usual, I'm going to need some time to process. Review incoming

— Mar 30, 2022 06:54PM

Ivan is 77% done

Ellen is engaged in momma bear mode

— Mar 30, 2022 03:16PM

Ivan is 57% done

Have I mentioned how much I love Ellen 💀
"The door isn’t even finished closing when a notification pops up on his phone. CALENDAR REQUEST FROM MOM: 2 P.M. WEST WING FIRST FLOOR, INTERNATIONAL ETHICS & SEXUAL IDENTITY DEBRIEF" and the fucking PowerPoint 💀💀💀
Get this woman to run a country 💀💀💀

— Mar 30, 2022 09:37AM

Ivan is 50% done

It's homophobic I have to sleep 😒

— Mar 29, 2022 05:23PM

Ivan is 28% done

Oh this boy is absolutely clueless 😹😹😹 Don't change King 🧑‍🍳🤌

— Mar 29, 2022 11:58AM

Ivan is 6% done

Everybody needs an Ellen! She's such a queen 👑

— Mar 29, 2022 04:19AM

Ivan is 6% done

OH SHIT.