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Wouldn't it be hilarious if that was it 😹😹😹 Like from here on out it's basically a survival adventure post apocalyptic fantasy?

As usual, I'm going to need some time to process. Review incoming

Ellen is engaged in momma bear mode

Have I mentioned how much I love Ellen 💀
"The door isn’t even finished closing when a notification pops up on his phone. CALENDAR REQUEST FROM MOM: 2 P.M. WEST WING FIRST FLOOR, INTERNATIONAL ETHICS & SEXUAL IDENTITY DEBRIEF" and the fucking PowerPoint 💀💀💀
Get this woman to run a country 💀💀💀

It's homophobic I have to sleep 😒

You don't understand the divine bliss I'm currently in. And to think I have so much more time with these two 🥰😩

Oh this boy is absolutely clueless 😹😹😹 Don't change King 🧑‍🍳🤌

Everybody needs an Ellen! She's such a queen 👑

OH SHIT.

I'm done, review soon to come

Max, you're SO not doing that. Don't make me go into the book and slap you.

And that's on not checking if there are trigger warnings 🙂 I'm good, but I just didn't feel like the book was going to go that heavy 😅

They're right, but they suck. Max's mom is 👑

I decided on ✨ annotations ✨, thus ebook it is. This whole family needs some help. They've lost hope, and the mother has been coping in the worst ways possible - avoidance and denial 😅 (from what it seems, I might be wrong)

I'm debating whether I want to read the ebook or listen to the audiobook on Spotify... I like the narrators, but I'm terrible with audiobooks and zone out way too easily 😔 (also I can't annotate the book) (also also Spotify doesn't let me speed it up a bit...) I'll try doing both, let's see what happens 😅

I'll review it after I have a bit of sleep, but it's definitely a 5 star

Oh I'm a sucker for domestic moments, even if they aren't completely positive

This is bad

And thus I have my answers 😁

I love how his family is actually healthy and supportive 🥰 His brothers are really pleasant 😁

I'm really curious what he is. My money currently is definitely on him being a water spirit, but is he lower fæ, merfolk, water dragon, or something else (perhaps a storm færy?, a lot of options unfortunately for something with red scales, which is hurt by iron, nimble, and smells of sea...)

Give me a moment to gather my thoughts

I... My emotional stability rn is at 0. I... No. 😿🤧😭

*glares at David* *googles is there a way to flay a fictional character*

Lucien Jonathan O'Donnell! Get back there right now and comfort Oliver. Don't you dare run away from me mister. You can't escape my disappointment.

Luc, hug your man. He's being self conscious 😩🥺

That lil "Oh. 𝓞𝓱." ALWAYS HITS DIFFERENT AND I'M SO INCREDIBLY HAPPY IT'S HERE 😳🥰💀

The way I'm envious of Luc that he has HIM 😩😩😩

Unfortunately I need sleep at this point, even if I don't want to. It's 4pm. Bye 💜

I mean 👀 Is it really a 2am talk with your bestie if you AREN'T advocating arson, arguing theology, philosophy, and astrophysics or discussing murder?