Ivan’s Reviews > Red, White & Royal Blue > Status Update

As usual, I'm going to need some time to process. Review incoming

Ellen is engaged in momma bear mode

Have I mentioned how much I love Ellen 💀
"The door isn’t even finished closing when a notification pops up on his phone. CALENDAR REQUEST FROM MOM: 2 P.M. WEST WING FIRST FLOOR, INTERNATIONAL ETHICS & SEXUAL IDENTITY DEBRIEF" and the fucking PowerPoint 💀💀💀
Get this woman to run a country 💀💀💀

It's homophobic I have to sleep 😒

You don't understand the divine bliss I'm currently in. And to think I have so much more time with these two 🥰😩

Everybody needs an Ellen! She's such a queen 👑

OH SHIT.