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Spandau Citadel is "secluded enough" for the Sabbat to have their rights? No idea whether it was a tourist location back then as well, but its next to a busy street, constant buildings around and it is on a busy waterway.
IT IS STEGLITZ AND NOT STERGLITZ YOU IDIOTS!!!
Ok, my rant about the wards around Tegel was misguided but the one about Tempelhof is not: why can the magical wards beaten by a plane?
— May 03, 2014 05:05AM
IT IS STEGLITZ AND NOT STERGLITZ YOU IDIOTS!!!
Ok, my rant about the wards around Tegel was misguided but the one about Tempelhof is not: why can the magical wards beaten by a plane?
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Finally this is over. They actually put the same map of Europe from the beginning into the end. Did they think readers would be too stupid/lazy to just go back and look at the first one? Or at an actual map...
— May 04, 2014 02:20PM
Andre
is on page 117 of 128
First this uninspired and idiotci ascencion of Caine story, with the actual Caine, and now they say that every animal could be a vampire? Since when? Was that some dumb early idea they had? If not their other books should be full of them, instead of simple animal ghouls.
— May 04, 2014 02:15PM
Andre
is on page 92 of 128
Ok, I am sure this picture with the cobra around the ankh, the eyes in the sky and the shadowy figure refers to the Setite vampires. And I think the building in the background is supposed to be Gedaechtniskirche, Kaiser Wilhelm Memorial Church, in that case the artwoork is pretty sloppy.
— May 04, 2014 02:08PM
Andre
is on page 84 of 128
Wouldn't it be smarter to have those freaks under Teufelsberg have some influence in the city as well and not just the usual vampires in torpor? Well not in this book as it seems.
— May 04, 2014 02:04PM
Andre
is on page 81 of 128
Or maybe it was some other building, but still it makes no sense.
— May 04, 2014 02:01PM
Andre
is on page 81 of 128
Since the writing is idiotic anyway, I decided to skip ahead and examine the art and currently I see several vampires on what, based on the background, might be the church at Alexander Platz, but if yes the proportions do not fit and no other building in the area and from that angle would provide such a scenery.
— May 04, 2014 02:00PM
Andre
is on page 72 of 128
The spelling errors are atrocious, the characters bland, cliche and uninteresting and now I of course have to see a picture with a Neonazi skinhead. Great. Has the author spend any effort on this? The book doesn't even make sense within itelf.
— May 04, 2014 01:58PM
Andre
is on page 46 of 128
Why is a german vampire from 1910 called Daryl? Plus Grunewald is not entirely a preserve.
Also, again, the german sucks: they translate "bats" with "Fleidermaus" but the correct translation is "Fledermaeuse." And why are the Malkavians called that anyway?
— May 03, 2014 12:52PM
Also, again, the german sucks: they translate "bats" with "Fleidermaus" but the correct translation is "Fledermaeuse." And why are the Malkavians called that anyway?
Andre
is on page 46 of 128
Ok, so this vampire here, embraced in 1969 apparently, thought all the foreign trash had to go from Berlin... hey idiot: BACK THEN YOU NEEDED CONTRACT WORKERS!!! Seriously why did the author think these stereotypes are a good idea?
Plus when reading how this other vampire here messily drained a mortal in an alley... I seriously cannot think of a single one where that would work over here.
— May 03, 2014 12:33PM
Plus when reading how this other vampire here messily drained a mortal in an alley... I seriously cannot think of a single one where that would work over here.
Andre
is on page 44 of 128
That the leader of the Final Reich Dietar was when he was 15 taller than most full growns in his area despite growing up in the Great Depression is so hard to believe that I doubt the author knew what he was talking about. And of course as a Nazi vampire he must be "powerful built blond giant with cold blue eyes"... yeah, is there any German cliche that these authors do not use?
— May 03, 2014 12:18PM
