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(1) Hermione: "Oh, well, if Won-Won thinks that, you’d better do it ... After all, when has Won-Won’s judgment ever been faulty?"
- It's contagious! Now Hermione's saying "Won-Won." Sarcasm, yes, but "Won-Won" regardless.
(2) "Friends they might be, but if Ron started calling Lavender 'Lav-Lav,' [Harry] would have to put his foot down."
- The buck stops at "Lav-Lav"!
— Jul 14, 2020 12:20AM

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(1) Hermione: "Oh, well, if Won-Won thinks that, you’d better do it ... After all, when has Won-Won’s judgment ever been faulty?"
- It's contagious! Now Hermione's saying "Won-Won." Sarcasm, yes, but "Won-Won" regardless.
(2) "Friends they might be, but if Ron started calling Lavender 'Lav-Lav,' [Harry] would have to put his foot down."
- The buck stops at "Lav-Lav"!
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(1) '"Snape!" ejaculated Slughorn, who looked the most shaken, pale
and sweating. "Snape! I taught him! I thought I knew him!"'
- I sincerely hope that "ejaculated" means something different in British English.
(2) Fleur snatches ointment from Molly and takes over dabbing Bill. Ah, the symbolic passing of the ointment.
(3) Six down, one to go. I'll see you next book!
— Aug 02, 2020 12:30AM

Notes:
(1) '"Snape!" ejaculated Slughorn, who looked the most shaken, pale
and sweating. "Snape! I taught him! I thought I knew him!"'
- I sincerely hope that "ejaculated" means something different in British English.
(2) Fleur snatches ointment from Molly and takes over dabbing Bill. Ah, the symbolic passing of the ointment.
(3) Six down, one to go. I'll see you next book!
Jayson
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(1) Kicking another wizard's wand must be akin to spitting in their face. At least Snape didn't snap Harry's in half.
(2) Gee, I haven't heard of the Hand of Glory since Book Two. That's a deep call back.
(3) Fleur: "You thought I would not weesh to marry him? ... What do I care how he looks? I am good-looking enough for both of us, I theenk!
- Haha! Nice one, Fleur.
— Aug 01, 2020 12:15AM

Notes:
(1) Kicking another wizard's wand must be akin to spitting in their face. At least Snape didn't snap Harry's in half.
(2) Gee, I haven't heard of the Hand of Glory since Book Two. That's a deep call back.
(3) Fleur: "You thought I would not weesh to marry him? ... What do I care how he looks? I am good-looking enough for both of us, I theenk!
- Haha! Nice one, Fleur.
Jayson
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(1) On one hand, Harry should be less repetitive with spells. Petrificus Totalus over and over gets boring. On the other hand, if it works, why change?
(2) '"DON’T —" screamed Snape, and his face was suddenly demented, inhuman ... "CALL ME COWARD!"'
- A regular Marty McFly right there: "Nobody. Calls me. Chicken!"
(3) "I, the Half-Blood Prince!"
- Like "I, Claudius"?
— Jul 31, 2020 12:20AM

Notes:
(1) On one hand, Harry should be less repetitive with spells. Petrificus Totalus over and over gets boring. On the other hand, if it works, why change?
(2) '"DON’T —" screamed Snape, and his face was suddenly demented, inhuman ... "CALL ME COWARD!"'
- A regular Marty McFly right there: "Nobody. Calls me. Chicken!"
(3) "I, the Half-Blood Prince!"
- Like "I, Claudius"?
Jayson
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(1) Amycus calls Dumbledore "Dumby." I imagine a green stick of plasticine with a horse named Pokey.
(2) Fenrir: “I wouldn’t want to miss a trip to Hogwarts ... Not when there are throats to be ripped out... Delicious, delicious.”
- Can werewolves be cannibals? Or does it only count in human form?
(3) "Severus... please."
- Ah... reminds me of many a chatroom debate.
— Jul 30, 2020 12:10AM

Notes:
(1) Amycus calls Dumbledore "Dumby." I imagine a green stick of plasticine with a horse named Pokey.
(2) Fenrir: “I wouldn’t want to miss a trip to Hogwarts ... Not when there are throats to be ripped out... Delicious, delicious.”
- Can werewolves be cannibals? Or does it only count in human form?
(3) "Severus... please."
- Ah... reminds me of many a chatroom debate.
Jayson
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(1) Malfoy: "He’s a double agent, you stupid old man, he isn’t working for you."
Dumbledore: "We must agree to differ on that, Draco. It so happens that I trust Professor Snape."
- I use "agree to disagree" a lot too.
(2) Malfoy: "I got the idea... from the Mudblood Granger."
Dumbledore: "Please do not use that offensive word in front of me."
- Total boss to the end.
— Jul 29, 2020 12:30AM

Notes:
(1) Malfoy: "He’s a double agent, you stupid old man, he isn’t working for you."
Dumbledore: "We must agree to differ on that, Draco. It so happens that I trust Professor Snape."
- I use "agree to disagree" a lot too.
(2) Malfoy: "I got the idea... from the Mudblood Granger."
Dumbledore: "Please do not use that offensive word in front of me."
- Total boss to the end.
Jayson
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Notes:
(1) Draco disarms Dumbledore... the significance of which is yet to be known. I love how Rowling seeds plot points in deep cuts.
(2) Dumbledore: "Killing is not nearly as easy as the innocent believe... So tell me, while we wait for your friends... how did you smuggle them in here?"
- The old "I'm going to die anyway, so tell me your plan" trick! Bond would be proud.
— Jul 28, 2020 12:30AM

Notes:
(1) Draco disarms Dumbledore... the significance of which is yet to be known. I love how Rowling seeds plot points in deep cuts.
(2) Dumbledore: "Killing is not nearly as easy as the innocent believe... So tell me, while we wait for your friends... how did you smuggle them in here?"
- The old "I'm going to die anyway, so tell me your plan" trick! Bond would be proud.
Jayson
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Notes:
(1) Harry needs blood to open the archway. Luckily, he was already cut whilst fighting Inferi. Even zombies have a silver lining.
(2) '"It’s going to be all right, sir," Harry said over and over again ... "Don’t worry..."
"I am not worried, Harry," said Dumbledore, his voice a little stronger despite the freezing water. "I am with you."'
- Hits me right in the feels.
— Jul 27, 2020 12:20AM

Notes:
(1) Harry needs blood to open the archway. Luckily, he was already cut whilst fighting Inferi. Even zombies have a silver lining.
(2) '"It’s going to be all right, sir," Harry said over and over again ... "Don’t worry..."
"I am not worried, Harry," said Dumbledore, his voice a little stronger despite the freezing water. "I am with you."'
- Hits me right in the feels.
Jayson
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Notes:
(1) How is Harry shocked that blood magic is a thing? Voldemort was revived by his blood!
(2) Dumbldore: "You are underage and unqualified. Voldemort would never have expected a sixteen-year-old to reach this place: I think it unlikely that your powers will register compared to mine."
- So... Harry should be glad the alarm can't detect his negligible amount of magic.
— Jul 26, 2020 12:20AM

Notes:
(1) How is Harry shocked that blood magic is a thing? Voldemort was revived by his blood!
(2) Dumbldore: "You are underage and unqualified. Voldemort would never have expected a sixteen-year-old to reach this place: I think it unlikely that your powers will register compared to mine."
- So... Harry should be glad the alarm can't detect his negligible amount of magic.
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Notes:
(1) Perhaps Harry's grown too used to magic. He's fine charging headlong into danger, but a short swim in cold water totally freaks him out. Who is he? Film-Ron?
(2) "Harry had long since learned that bangs and smoke were more often the marks of ineptitude than expertise."
- I wonder if he's referring to Seamus, who's gimmick is he often accidentally blows things up?
— Jul 25, 2020 12:20AM

Notes:
(1) Perhaps Harry's grown too used to magic. He's fine charging headlong into danger, but a short swim in cold water totally freaks him out. Who is he? Film-Ron?
(2) "Harry had long since learned that bangs and smoke were more often the marks of ineptitude than expertise."
- I wonder if he's referring to Seamus, who's gimmick is he often accidentally blows things up?
Jayson
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Notes:
(1) Ginny: "All Romilda Vane does is ask me if it’s true you’ve got a hippogriff tattooed across your chest ... I told her it’s a Hungarian Horntail ... Much more macho."
- Harry's already kinda got a lightning bolt tattoo, and on his face too! I'd guess that's be even more macho.
(2) "Rage and resentment fought shock and excitement."
- Fight it! Angst was so Book 5.
— Jul 24, 2020 12:10AM

Notes:
(1) Ginny: "All Romilda Vane does is ask me if it’s true you’ve got a hippogriff tattooed across your chest ... I told her it’s a Hungarian Horntail ... Much more macho."
- Harry's already kinda got a lightning bolt tattoo, and on his face too! I'd guess that's be even more macho.
(2) "Rage and resentment fought shock and excitement."
- Fight it! Angst was so Book 5.
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Lav-Lav? I'm not sure how you're supposed to turn the name "Lavender" into a nickname, but I do know that is definitely the wrong way to do it.
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1)I felt Second-hand embarrassment for Hermione....when she said Won-Won🥴2)Lav-Lav?!!! I am cringing at that nickname
Not gonna lie, when I read "Won-Won" in the book I thought of wontons and it made me hungry. On a book note, though, Lavender was just unbearable, which made the book funnier.
Kenzie wrote: "Lav-Lav? I'm not sure how you're supposed to turn the name "Lavender" into a nickname, but I do know that is definitely the wrong way to do it.""Lav" would have been acceptable. "Won-Won" is infinitely better, but isn't so great either. I know it's sort of baby talk and rhymes with bonbon, but it doesn't sound natural. "Won-Won" has always annoyed me. "Lav-Lav" doesn't even have baby-talk going for it, it's purely derivative.
Mrinmayi wrote: "1)I felt Second-hand embarrassment for Hermione....when she said Won-Won🥴2)Lav-Lav?!!! I am cringing at that nickname"
Hermione definitely stooped to Lavender's level with that nickname. Not her proudest moment.
To be fair about Lav-Lav, Lavender's character supposed to be the epitome of cringe, and in that sense, the name totally fits :)
TheOtakuStory wrote: "Not gonna lie, when I read "Won-Won" in the book I thought of wontons and it made me hungry. On a book note, though, Lavender was just unbearable, which made the book funnier."I'm a bit hungry for wontons myself, now that you mention it 😁👍
Yeah, Lavender's pretty much a quidditch groupie, and groupies are by nature unbearable but funny 😉
Juho wrote: "I think "Ven-Ven" would have worked the best. For a certain definition of "best", at any rate."You know, in the Philippines, we sort of have a tradition of these sorts of nicknames. In the Philippine context, it would have been Lab-Lab, since the Philippines picked up the Spanish tradition of pronouncing Vs as Bs :)
Jayson wrote: "Kenzie wrote: "Lav-Lav? I'm not sure how you're supposed to turn the name "Lavender" into a nickname, but I do know that is definitely the wrong way to do it.""Lav" would have been acceptable. "W..."
That baby talk thing...
That's exactly how it felt!!
while talking to babies some people change their voices...That's how I imagined Lavender talking to Ron😂
Mrinmayi wrote: "That baby talk thing...That's exactly how it felt!!
while talking to babies some people change their voices...That's how I imagined Lavender talking to Ron😂"
It would have been a lot less cringe if she went literal with it and just called him "baby." But then, cringe is sort of Lavender's whole thing, and I'd not want to rob her of her defining quality :)
Strange Human \_(०ै८ूु०ै)___नाि]¦¦]= wrote: "Would Hermione become Her-Her?"Sure, or Ne-Ne. Though I doubt Hermione would suffer any nicknames even for an instant.
♦♣ Queen of Faerie ♠♥ wrote: "Lav-lav sounds like a overdramatic version of 'love-love'. Just had that random thought"There could be some aspect of double meaning to it. Shame Lav-Lav was only used here as a throwaway joke.
I may not be great at nicknames, having never received on that stuck myself, but I would totally call her Lavvy. LMAO... And yeah!! @TheOtakuStory I think of wontons when I hear it too!!! 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
Shannara wrote: "I may not be great at nicknames, having never received on that stuck myself, but I would totally call her Lavvy. LMAO... And yeah!! @TheOtakuStory I think of wontons when I hear it too!!! 🤦🏻♀🤦🏻♀..."Lavvy's a good one too. It's sufficiently babyish for a pet name :)
Sakshi wrote: "this book's filled with such teenage drama😂"I figure, after how dark the last book was, and how dark the next one will be, it's a welcome distraction :)
Jayson wrote: "Sakshi wrote: "this book's filled with such teenage drama😂"I figure, after how dark the last book was, and how dark the next one will be, it's a welcome distraction :)"
For real! But the end of this one too is a tear jerker






