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Harry and Ginny be like: Not cool bro!

Notes:
(1) Kreacher gifts Harry a box of maggots. Not useful, but it's the thought that counts.
(2) '"Harry, you’ve got a maggot in your hair,' said Ginny cheerfully, leaning across the table to pick it out; Harry felt goose bumps erupt up his neck that had nothing to do with the maggot.'
- Most romantic maggot scene in fiction?
Jul 12, 2020 12:20AM
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (Harry Potter, #6)

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Notes:
(1) '"Snape!" ejaculated Slughorn, who looked the most shaken, pale
and sweating. "Snape! I taught him! I thought I knew him!"'
- I sincerely hope that "ejaculated" means something different in British English.
(2) Fleur snatches ointment from Molly and takes over dabbing Bill. Ah, the symbolic passing of the ointment.
(3) Six down, one to go. I'll see you next book!
Aug 02, 2020 12:30AM
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Notes:
(1) Kicking another wizard's wand must be akin to spitting in their face. At least Snape didn't snap Harry's in half.
(2) Gee, I haven't heard of the Hand of Glory since Book Two. That's a deep call back.
(3) Fleur: "You thought I would not weesh to marry him? ... What do I care how he looks? I am good-looking enough for both of us, I theenk!
- Haha! Nice one, Fleur.
Aug 01, 2020 12:15AM
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Notes:
(1) On one hand, Harry should be less repetitive with spells. Petrificus Totalus over and over gets boring. On the other hand, if it works, why change?
(2) '"DON’T —" screamed Snape, and his face was suddenly demented, inhuman ... "CALL ME COWARD!"'
- A regular Marty McFly right there: "Nobody. Calls me. Chicken!"
(3) "I, the Half-Blood Prince!"
- Like "I, Claudius"?
Jul 31, 2020 12:20AM
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (Harry Potter, #6)


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Notes:
(1) Amycus calls Dumbledore "Dumby." I imagine a green stick of plasticine with a horse named Pokey.
(2) Fenrir: “I wouldn’t want to miss a trip to Hogwarts ... Not when there are throats to be ripped out... Delicious, delicious.”
- Can werewolves be cannibals? Or does it only count in human form?
(3) "Severus... please."
- Ah... reminds me of many a chatroom debate.
Jul 30, 2020 12:10AM
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (Harry Potter, #6)


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Notes:
(1) Malfoy: "He’s a double agent, you stupid old man, he isn’t working for you."
Dumbledore: "We must agree to differ on that, Draco. It so happens that I trust Professor Snape."
- I use "agree to disagree" a lot too.
(2) Malfoy: "I got the idea... from the Mudblood Granger."
Dumbledore: "Please do not use that offensive word in front of me."
- Total boss to the end.
Jul 29, 2020 12:30AM
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Notes:
(1) Draco disarms Dumbledore... the significance of which is yet to be known. I love how Rowling seeds plot points in deep cuts.
(2) Dumbledore: "Killing is not nearly as easy as the innocent believe... So tell me, while we wait for your friends... how did you smuggle them in here?"
- The old "I'm going to die anyway, so tell me your plan" trick! Bond would be proud.
Jul 28, 2020 12:30AM
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Notes:
(1) Harry needs blood to open the archway. Luckily, he was already cut whilst fighting Inferi. Even zombies have a silver lining.
(2) '"It’s going to be all right, sir," Harry said over and over again ... "Don’t worry..."
"I am not worried, Harry," said Dumbledore, his voice a little stronger despite the freezing water. "I am with you."'
- Hits me right in the feels.
Jul 27, 2020 12:20AM
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Notes:
(1) How is Harry shocked that blood magic is a thing? Voldemort was revived by his blood!
(2) Dumbldore: "You are underage and unqualified. Voldemort would never have expected a sixteen-year-old to reach this place: I think it unlikely that your powers will register compared to mine."
- So... Harry should be glad the alarm can't detect his negligible amount of magic.
Jul 26, 2020 12:20AM
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Notes:
(1) Perhaps Harry's grown too used to magic. He's fine charging headlong into danger, but a short swim in cold water totally freaks him out. Who is he? Film-Ron?
(2) "Harry had long since learned that bangs and smoke were more often the marks of ineptitude than expertise."
- I wonder if he's referring to Seamus, who's gimmick is he often accidentally blows things up?
Jul 25, 2020 12:20AM
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Notes:
(1) Ginny: "All Romilda Vane does is ask me if it’s true you’ve got a hippogriff tattooed across your chest ... I told her it’s a Hungarian Horntail ... Much more macho."
- Harry's already kinda got a lightning bolt tattoo, and on his face too! I'd guess that's be even more macho.
(2) "Rage and resentment fought shock and excitement."
- Fight it! Angst was so Book 5.
Jul 24, 2020 12:10AM
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (Harry Potter, #6)


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Sasha Aww the cutest maggot scene in fiction! It's funny, Ron decides to walk in at the right moment and sit between Harry and Ginny, is it deliberate or is he as clueless about it as he is about his and Hermione's relationship!?


Jayson Sakshi wrote: "Aww the cutest maggot scene in fiction! It's funny, Ron decides to walk in at the right moment and sit between Harry and Ginny, is it deliberate or is he as clueless about it as he is about his and..."

I don't know about the film, but in the book he's subtly pushing Ginny to leave Dean for Harry. So, I doubt that scene would have happened in the book. I figure film-Ron's permanently clueless, so that's probably the safe answer :)


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Shannara LMAO!!!! I seriously almost spit out a mouthful of coffee!! 😂🤣😂🤣 Romantic maggot scene... 😂🤣


message 4: by Mrinmayi (new)

Mrinmayi The goose bumps had everything to do with Harry's teenage hormones😂


Jayson Shannara wrote: "LMAO!!!! I seriously almost spit out a mouthful of coffee!! 😂🤣😂🤣 Romantic maggot scene... 😂🤣"

Thrilled you got a kick out of that, Shannara! You know, spitting out drinks is my number one favorite reaction to any review or update I write. Laughing out loud is second 😁👍


Existence (STATUS: idle) cute! (>_<) Might have been Harry's most gross present, but he got to be veeerrryyy close to Ginny.


Jayson Mrinmayi wrote: "The goose bumps had everything to do with Harry's teenage hormones😂"

Precisely. Teenagers might as well be on drugs for all the chemicals coursing through them all the time. Goose bumps are a comparably mild reaction :)


Jayson Strange Human wrote: "cute! (>_<) Might have been Harry's most gross present, but he got to be veeerrryyy close to Ginny."

Even maggots come with a silver lining :)


Existence (STATUS: idle) if I is flooding you with stuff tell me... please.


message 10: by TMR (new) - added it

TMR 😂😂😂


Jayson Strange Human wrote: "if I is flooding you with stuff tell me... please."

Sure thing :)


Jayson TMR wrote: "😂😂😂"

😁👍


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