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Notes:
(1) Harry: "Ginny, don’t call Ron a prat, you’re not the Captain of this team."
Ginny: "Well, you seemed too busy to call him a prat."
- Can't fault the logic.
(2) Ginny teases Ron for "never snogg[ing] anyone in his life." She also tells Ron "Hermione snogged Viktor Krum." Enraged and shamed, Ron snogs stalkerish Lavender Brown. Ergo, Ginny's to blame for that mess.
Jul 08, 2020 12:30AM
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (Harry Potter, #6)

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Notes:
(1) '"Snape!" ejaculated Slughorn, who looked the most shaken, pale
and sweating. "Snape! I taught him! I thought I knew him!"'
- I sincerely hope that "ejaculated" means something different in British English.
(2) Fleur snatches ointment from Molly and takes over dabbing Bill. Ah, the symbolic passing of the ointment.
(3) Six down, one to go. I'll see you next book!
Aug 02, 2020 12:30AM
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (Harry Potter, #6)


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Notes:
(1) Kicking another wizard's wand must be akin to spitting in their face. At least Snape didn't snap Harry's in half.
(2) Gee, I haven't heard of the Hand of Glory since Book Two. That's a deep call back.
(3) Fleur: "You thought I would not weesh to marry him? ... What do I care how he looks? I am good-looking enough for both of us, I theenk!
- Haha! Nice one, Fleur.
Aug 01, 2020 12:15AM
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (Harry Potter, #6)


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Jayson is 93% done


Notes:
(1) On one hand, Harry should be less repetitive with spells. Petrificus Totalus over and over gets boring. On the other hand, if it works, why change?
(2) '"DON’T —" screamed Snape, and his face was suddenly demented, inhuman ... "CALL ME COWARD!"'
- A regular Marty McFly right there: "Nobody. Calls me. Chicken!"
(3) "I, the Half-Blood Prince!"
- Like "I, Claudius"?
Jul 31, 2020 12:20AM
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (Harry Potter, #6)


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Jayson is 91% done


Notes:
(1) Amycus calls Dumbledore "Dumby." I imagine a green stick of plasticine with a horse named Pokey.
(2) Fenrir: “I wouldn’t want to miss a trip to Hogwarts ... Not when there are throats to be ripped out... Delicious, delicious.”
- Can werewolves be cannibals? Or does it only count in human form?
(3) "Severus... please."
- Ah... reminds me of many a chatroom debate.
Jul 30, 2020 12:10AM
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (Harry Potter, #6)


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Jayson is 90% done


Notes:
(1) Malfoy: "He’s a double agent, you stupid old man, he isn’t working for you."
Dumbledore: "We must agree to differ on that, Draco. It so happens that I trust Professor Snape."
- I use "agree to disagree" a lot too.
(2) Malfoy: "I got the idea... from the Mudblood Granger."
Dumbledore: "Please do not use that offensive word in front of me."
- Total boss to the end.
Jul 29, 2020 12:30AM
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (Harry Potter, #6)


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Notes:
(1) Draco disarms Dumbledore... the significance of which is yet to be known. I love how Rowling seeds plot points in deep cuts.
(2) Dumbledore: "Killing is not nearly as easy as the innocent believe... So tell me, while we wait for your friends... how did you smuggle them in here?"
- The old "I'm going to die anyway, so tell me your plan" trick! Bond would be proud.
Jul 28, 2020 12:30AM
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (Harry Potter, #6)


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Notes:
(1) Harry needs blood to open the archway. Luckily, he was already cut whilst fighting Inferi. Even zombies have a silver lining.
(2) '"It’s going to be all right, sir," Harry said over and over again ... "Don’t worry..."
"I am not worried, Harry," said Dumbledore, his voice a little stronger despite the freezing water. "I am with you."'
- Hits me right in the feels.
Jul 27, 2020 12:20AM
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (Harry Potter, #6)


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Notes:
(1) How is Harry shocked that blood magic is a thing? Voldemort was revived by his blood!
(2) Dumbldore: "You are underage and unqualified. Voldemort would never have expected a sixteen-year-old to reach this place: I think it unlikely that your powers will register compared to mine."
- So... Harry should be glad the alarm can't detect his negligible amount of magic.
Jul 26, 2020 12:20AM
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (Harry Potter, #6)


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Notes:
(1) Perhaps Harry's grown too used to magic. He's fine charging headlong into danger, but a short swim in cold water totally freaks him out. Who is he? Film-Ron?
(2) "Harry had long since learned that bangs and smoke were more often the marks of ineptitude than expertise."
- I wonder if he's referring to Seamus, who's gimmick is he often accidentally blows things up?
Jul 25, 2020 12:20AM
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (Harry Potter, #6)


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Notes:
(1) Ginny: "All Romilda Vane does is ask me if it’s true you’ve got a hippogriff tattooed across your chest ... I told her it’s a Hungarian Horntail ... Much more macho."
- Harry's already kinda got a lightning bolt tattoo, and on his face too! I'd guess that's be even more macho.
(2) "Rage and resentment fought shock and excitement."
- Fight it! Angst was so Book 5.
Jul 24, 2020 12:10AM
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (Harry Potter, #6)


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message 1: by Mystic (new)

Mystic Lol Hermione and Ginny's reactions to that kiss is amazing 🤣.Also Harry is so proud.


Jayson Mystic wrote: "Lol Hermione and Ginny's reactions to that kiss is amazing 🤣.Also Harry is so proud."

Absolutely! It's a kiss that spawns all sorts of diverse reactions, from amusement to disgust to heartache :)


Jayson ♦♣ Queen of Faerie ♠♥ wrote: "Very true!"

Ginny's sort of a trickster character in this series. She's directly and indirectly responsible for a good deal of mayhem. Must get that from Fred and George :)


♦♣ queen of faerie ♠♥ Jayson wrote: "♦♣ Queen of Faerie ♠♥ wrote: "Very true!"

Ginny's sort of a trickster character in this series. She's directly and indirectly responsible for a good deal of mayhem. Must get that from Fred and Geo..."


Definitely. I think she gets influenced a lot from Fred and George and stands up to them (when she was going out with Dean she tells them to mind their business). It's a far cry from the shy girl in the first two harry potter books!


Jayson ♦♣ Queen of Faerie ♠♥ wrote: "Definitely. I think she gets influenced a lot from Fred and George and stands up to them (when she was going out with Dean she tells them to mind their business). It's a far cry from the shy girl in the first two harry potter books!"

Yeah, I think it wasn't until the third book that she started developing a personality. I believe it was then that people started comparing her to Fred and George, so at least Rowling's been consistent about that.


message 7: by TMR (new) - added it

TMR Ginny is the one to blame.


Jayson TMR wrote: "Ginny is the one to blame."

The breadcrumbs all lead back to her :)


Annie Ginny’s face over there 😂 what a little troublemaker. The difference between her and the twins seems to be that she’s much more subtle about her tricksy ways


Jayson Annie wrote: "Ginny’s face over there 😂 what a little troublemaker. The difference between her and the twins seems to be that she’s much more subtle about her tricksy ways"

Yeah, the twins are much more on the nose about their mischief. Ginny's the sort to either hex you sneakily or out of anger. She's got her mother's temper, whereas Fred and George never seem stressed or anything less than upbeat.


Alexandra Elend Wolf So... basically just Ginny subtly manipulating everyones lives? XD


Jayson Alexandra Elend Wolf wrote: "So... basically just Ginny subtly manipulating everyones lives? XD"

It's like what they said in Order of the Phoenix, no one suspects her because she's small and sneaky. Meanwhile, she's pulling all the strings and causing all sorts of chaos :)




Jayson MICHAEL FERCHTATER ONLINE wrote: "Ginny was so mDe when Dean did something to her and then they broke up anyways Ginny is by age younger one year"

I don't actually recall the exact reason they broke up. I suppose I'll refresh my memory about it pretty soon :)


Jayson MICHAEL FERCHTATER ONLINE wrote: "and she had Harry two times Michael Core one time than Dean. she had three boy friends but one of them two Times"

Yes, I suppose you can consider Harry twice a boyfriend since they broke off for a time during Deathy Hallows.


Alexandra Elend Wolf Jayson wrote: "Alexandra Elend Wolf wrote: "So... basically just Ginny subtly manipulating everyones lives? XD"

It's like what they said in Order of the Phoenix, no one suspects her because she's small and sneak..."


Voldermot really should have used her better when he had his chance.


Jayson MICHAEL FERCHTATER ONLINE wrote: "shut up and mu NAnny speaks yor language"

Well, seeing as it's my status update, I'd expect people would want me to reply to comments. So, we'll have to agree to disagree about that.

Additionally, glad to know your nanny's from the Philippines, but I can't see that I'm using any language other than English here :)


Jayson Alexandra Elend Wolf wrote: "Voldermot really should have used her better when he had his chance."

Absolutely. Though to be fair to the Dark Lord, the version of Voldemort that controlled Ginny was merely an artifact of his teenage self. Tom Riddle wouldn't have had any idea of his future ties to Harry or be aware of the present state of things. I'm sure he got more ambitious as he matured.


Sasha that's kinda messed up considering how Hermione helped Ginny get noticed by Harry😬


Jayson Sakshi wrote: "that's kinda messed up considering how Hermione helped Ginny get noticed by Harry😬"

That's interesting. I must have missed the bit where Hermione did that. It always seemed to me that Harry just spontaneously became aware of Ginny once she started dating Dean.


Sasha Jayson wrote: "Sakshi wrote: "that's kinda messed up considering how Hermione helped Ginny get noticed by Harry😬"

That's interesting. I must have missed the bit where Hermione did that. It always seemed to me th..."


Hermione told Ginny to be aloof and start dating and all, she knew Harry would get jealous or notice and she was right


Jayson Sakshi wrote: "Hermione told Ginny to be aloof and start dating and all, she knew Harry would get jealous or notice and she was right"

Ah, well Hermione would certainly know about the effectiveness of jealousy :)


Sasha Jayson wrote: "Sakshi wrote: "Hermione told Ginny to be aloof and start dating and all, she knew Harry would get jealous or notice and she was right"

Ah, well Hermione would certainly know about the effectivenes..."


haha true!


Jayson Sakshi wrote: "haha true!"

😁👍


Alexandra Elend Wolf Jayson wrote: "Alexandra Elend Wolf wrote: "Voldermot really should have used her better when he had his chance."

Absolutely. Though to be fair to the Dark Lord, the version of Voldemort that controlled Ginny wa..."


True enough. Still, an opportunity wasted... I'm just imagining Voldemort finding this out and scream into the void XD


Jayson Alexandra Elend Wolf wrote: "True enough. Still, an opportunity wasted... I'm just imagining Voldemort finding this out and scream into the void XD"

I can see that. I'm sure he does a lot of screaming into the void. I doubt Voldemort has many other hobbies :)


Alexandra Elend Wolf Jayson wrote: "Alexandra Elend Wolf wrote: "True enough. Still, an opportunity wasted... I'm just imagining Voldemort finding this out and scream into the void XD"

I can see that. I'm sure he does a lot of screa..."


Oh my God, I just imagined this and I'm DYING now! Can you imagine him excusing himself from something just to go scream into the void *lmao*

I swear, I'm laughing so much and it's not even that funny XD


message 27: by Jayson (last edited Jul 09, 2020 10:26PM) (new) - rated it 5 stars

Jayson Alexandra Elend Wolf wrote: "Oh my God, I just imagined this and I'm DYING now! Can you imagine him excusing himself from something just to go scream into the void *lmao*"

Happy you got a kick out of it! Yes, it's something totally ridiculous but also entirely within his character. Even Dark Lords need to blow off some steam somehow 😁👍




Alexandra Elend Wolf Jayson wrote: "Alexandra Elend Wolf wrote: "Oh my God, I just imagined this and I'm DYING now! Can you imagine him excusing himself from something just to go scream into the void *lmao*"

Happy you got a kick out..."


That gif is perfect for the situation XD


message 29: by Jayson (last edited Jul 10, 2020 12:50PM) (new) - rated it 5 stars

Jayson Alexandra Elend Wolf wrote: "That gif is perfect for the situation XD"

I should put it in my regular rotation of reply gifs :)


Alexandra Elend Wolf Jayson wrote: "Alexandra Elend Wolf wrote: "That gif is perfect for the situation XD"

I should put it in my regular rotation of reply gifs :)"


You really should. It's very versatile.


Jayson Alexandra Elend Wolf wrote: "You really should. It's very versatile."

I figure it's good for wishing Happy Birthday, saying thank you, and everything in between :)


Alexandra Elend Wolf Jayson wrote: "Alexandra Elend Wolf wrote: "You really should. It's very versatile."

I figure it's good for wishing Happy Birthday, saying thank you, and everything in between :)"


*lol*


Jayson Alexandra Elend Wolf wrote: "*lol*"

😁👍


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