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Notes:
(1) The Muggle Prime Minister would have been John Major.
- No wonder he lost the 1997 election in a landslide.
- Likely fictional, though, as Major wasn't elected to power, and his predecessor wasn't male.
(2) Fudge: "Is a man alive if he can’t be killed? I don’t really understand it, and Dumbledore won’t explain properly."
- Well, horcruxes are forbidden knowledge.
Jun 24, 2020 12:25AM
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (Harry Potter, #6)

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Notes:
(1) '"Snape!" ejaculated Slughorn, who looked the most shaken, pale
and sweating. "Snape! I taught him! I thought I knew him!"'
- I sincerely hope that "ejaculated" means something different in British English.
(2) Fleur snatches ointment from Molly and takes over dabbing Bill. Ah, the symbolic passing of the ointment.
(3) Six down, one to go. I'll see you next book!
Aug 02, 2020 12:30AM
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (Harry Potter, #6)


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Notes:
(1) Kicking another wizard's wand must be akin to spitting in their face. At least Snape didn't snap Harry's in half.
(2) Gee, I haven't heard of the Hand of Glory since Book Two. That's a deep call back.
(3) Fleur: "You thought I would not weesh to marry him? ... What do I care how he looks? I am good-looking enough for both of us, I theenk!
- Haha! Nice one, Fleur.
Aug 01, 2020 12:15AM
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (Harry Potter, #6)


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Notes:
(1) On one hand, Harry should be less repetitive with spells. Petrificus Totalus over and over gets boring. On the other hand, if it works, why change?
(2) '"DON’T —" screamed Snape, and his face was suddenly demented, inhuman ... "CALL ME COWARD!"'
- A regular Marty McFly right there: "Nobody. Calls me. Chicken!"
(3) "I, the Half-Blood Prince!"
- Like "I, Claudius"?
Jul 31, 2020 12:20AM
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (Harry Potter, #6)


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Notes:
(1) Amycus calls Dumbledore "Dumby." I imagine a green stick of plasticine with a horse named Pokey.
(2) Fenrir: “I wouldn’t want to miss a trip to Hogwarts ... Not when there are throats to be ripped out... Delicious, delicious.”
- Can werewolves be cannibals? Or does it only count in human form?
(3) "Severus... please."
- Ah... reminds me of many a chatroom debate.
Jul 30, 2020 12:10AM
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (Harry Potter, #6)


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Jayson is 90% done


Notes:
(1) Malfoy: "He’s a double agent, you stupid old man, he isn’t working for you."
Dumbledore: "We must agree to differ on that, Draco. It so happens that I trust Professor Snape."
- I use "agree to disagree" a lot too.
(2) Malfoy: "I got the idea... from the Mudblood Granger."
Dumbledore: "Please do not use that offensive word in front of me."
- Total boss to the end.
Jul 29, 2020 12:30AM
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (Harry Potter, #6)


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Notes:
(1) Draco disarms Dumbledore... the significance of which is yet to be known. I love how Rowling seeds plot points in deep cuts.
(2) Dumbledore: "Killing is not nearly as easy as the innocent believe... So tell me, while we wait for your friends... how did you smuggle them in here?"
- The old "I'm going to die anyway, so tell me your plan" trick! Bond would be proud.
Jul 28, 2020 12:30AM
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (Harry Potter, #6)


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Notes:
(1) Harry needs blood to open the archway. Luckily, he was already cut whilst fighting Inferi. Even zombies have a silver lining.
(2) '"It’s going to be all right, sir," Harry said over and over again ... "Don’t worry..."
"I am not worried, Harry," said Dumbledore, his voice a little stronger despite the freezing water. "I am with you."'
- Hits me right in the feels.
Jul 27, 2020 12:20AM
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Notes:
(1) How is Harry shocked that blood magic is a thing? Voldemort was revived by his blood!
(2) Dumbldore: "You are underage and unqualified. Voldemort would never have expected a sixteen-year-old to reach this place: I think it unlikely that your powers will register compared to mine."
- So... Harry should be glad the alarm can't detect his negligible amount of magic.
Jul 26, 2020 12:20AM
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (Harry Potter, #6)


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Notes:
(1) Perhaps Harry's grown too used to magic. He's fine charging headlong into danger, but a short swim in cold water totally freaks him out. Who is he? Film-Ron?
(2) "Harry had long since learned that bangs and smoke were more often the marks of ineptitude than expertise."
- I wonder if he's referring to Seamus, who's gimmick is he often accidentally blows things up?
Jul 25, 2020 12:20AM
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (Harry Potter, #6)


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Notes:
(1) Ginny: "All Romilda Vane does is ask me if it’s true you’ve got a hippogriff tattooed across your chest ... I told her it’s a Hungarian Horntail ... Much more macho."
- Harry's already kinda got a lightning bolt tattoo, and on his face too! I'd guess that's be even more macho.
(2) "Rage and resentment fought shock and excitement."
- Fight it! Angst was so Book 5.
Jul 24, 2020 12:10AM
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (Harry Potter, #6)


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areeba ✿ (semi-ia) Happy reading <3
Can't wait for your updates!


shreya This is my favourite HP book! 😍


Jayson theburqaavenger wrote: "Happy reading <3
Can't wait for your updates!"


Thanks! I'm excited for them too :)


Jayson shreya wrote: "This is my favourite HP book! 😍"

It's one of my favorites as well :)


Jayson TheBookGirl360 wrote: "Have you read this before?"

At least three times before :)


message 6: by TMR (new) - added it

TMR Interesting updates.


Jayson TMR wrote: "Interesting updates."

Thanks! Glad you think so :)


Juho Pohjalainen It's a shame about them being fictional ones, because I like the mental image of Thatcher trying to throw Fudge out the window.


Jayson Juho wrote: "It's a shame about them being fictional ones, because I like the mental image of Thatcher trying to throw Fudge out the window."

Well, there's always fanfiction.


message 10: by Juho (new) - rated it 4 stars

Juho Pohjalainen Fanfiction... maybe someone could do the same with the American Minister of Magic introducing himself to Clinton, Bush, Obama, and Trump. Might be good.

If I weren't so busy these days I'd write it myself.


Jayson Juho wrote: "Fanfiction... maybe someone could do the same with the American Minister of Magic introducing himself to Clinton, Bush, Obama, and Trump. Might be good.

If I weren't so busy these days I'd write i..."


With the amount of Harry Potter fanfiction around, I'd not be shocked it something along those lines already exists.


Sasha Love your daily updates on the series! Really excited for this one, it's my favourite!!!!


Jayson Sakshi wrote: "Love your daily updates on the series! Really excited for this one, it's my favourite!!!!"

Thanks, Sakshi! Thrilled you're enjoying them. I'm looking forward to this one too!


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