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(1) Dumbledore apparently found the Room of Requirement, filled with chamber pots, when he needed to urinate.
(2) 'Hermione was now teaching Krum to say her name properly; he kept calling her "Hermy-own."
"Her-my-oh-nee," she said slowly and clearly.
"Herm-own-ninny."
"Close enough," she said.'
- Before I knew better, I pronounced it "Hermy-won."
— Apr 13, 2020 12:10AM

Notes:
(1) Dumbledore apparently found the Room of Requirement, filled with chamber pots, when he needed to urinate.
(2) 'Hermione was now teaching Krum to say her name properly; he kept calling her "Hermy-own."
"Her-my-oh-nee," she said slowly and clearly.
"Herm-own-ninny."
"Close enough," she said.'
- Before I knew better, I pronounced it "Hermy-won."
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(1) For someone who doesn't think much of muggles, Fudge sure loves to wear their clothes.
(2) "Sirius Black!" [Mrs. Weasley] shrieked, pointing at him.
"Mum, shut up!" Ron yelled. "It’s okay!"'
- Often a good "shut up" is the quickest remedy for hysteria.
(3) Dumbledore forces Sirius and Snape to shake hands. Ever the teacher, ever the students.
— May 02, 2020 12:10AM

Notes:
(1) For someone who doesn't think much of muggles, Fudge sure loves to wear their clothes.
(2) "Sirius Black!" [Mrs. Weasley] shrieked, pointing at him.
"Mum, shut up!" Ron yelled. "It’s okay!"'
- Often a good "shut up" is the quickest remedy for hysteria.
(3) Dumbledore forces Sirius and Snape to shake hands. Ever the teacher, ever the students.
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(1) Fawkes uses his tears to speed up Harry's wounds healing. That's handy... sort of like wizard Polysporin.
(2) Now that Fleur likes Ron and pays him attention, I guess she's not hot no more. Not surprising. (see gif)
- Alternatively, once kissed, perhaps her veela powers wore off.
- Alternatively, perhaps Ron's shifted his attention elsewhere.
— May 01, 2020 12:45AM

Notes:
(1) Fawkes uses his tears to speed up Harry's wounds healing. That's handy... sort of like wizard Polysporin.
(2) Now that Fleur likes Ron and pays him attention, I guess she's not hot no more. Not surprising. (see gif)
- Alternatively, once kissed, perhaps her veela powers wore off.
- Alternatively, perhaps Ron's shifted his attention elsewhere.
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Notes:
(1) Harry's first clue should have been that Crouch always called Voldemort "The Dark Lord." All upright wizards use "He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named." The boldest just say Voldemort.
(2) Wonder if all the lip licking meant David Tennant needed ChapStick on standby?
(3) Karkaroff fled? Who's going to sail the ship back to Durmstrang? Magic, most likely.
— Apr 30, 2020 01:00AM

Notes:
(1) Harry's first clue should have been that Crouch always called Voldemort "The Dark Lord." All upright wizards use "He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named." The boldest just say Voldemort.
(2) Wonder if all the lip licking meant David Tennant needed ChapStick on standby?
(3) Karkaroff fled? Who's going to sail the ship back to Durmstrang? Magic, most likely.
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(1) Not the most impressive group of Death Eaters here. A bunch of no-names, Buckbeak's would-be executioner and some Slytherin dads.
(2) Wormtail speaks rat. Apparently being animagus gives you the ability to speak to animals. I guess McGonagall speaks cat.
(3) Voldemort gives a traditional villain tell-all monologue. A tad cliché if you ask me.
— Apr 29, 2020 12:15AM

Notes:
(1) Not the most impressive group of Death Eaters here. A bunch of no-names, Buckbeak's would-be executioner and some Slytherin dads.
(2) Wormtail speaks rat. Apparently being animagus gives you the ability to speak to animals. I guess McGonagall speaks cat.
(3) Voldemort gives a traditional villain tell-all monologue. A tad cliché if you ask me.
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(1) '"Stop being noble," said Harry irritably. "Just take it, then we can get out of here."'
- Yeah, Cedric, stop being noble! Wait... no! Be noble! Take a dive!
(2) First student death, and the series is never the same again.
(3) Baby Voldemort is no Baby Yoda.
(4) Color-changing tattoos would be a goldmine!
(5) "Lord Voldemort had risen again."
— Apr 28, 2020 12:10AM

Notes:
(1) '"Stop being noble," said Harry irritably. "Just take it, then we can get out of here."'
- Yeah, Cedric, stop being noble! Wait... no! Be noble! Take a dive!
(2) First student death, and the series is never the same again.
(3) Baby Voldemort is no Baby Yoda.
(4) Color-changing tattoos would be a goldmine!
(5) "Lord Voldemort had risen again."
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(1) Harry: "Mrs. Weasley, you didn’t believe that rubbish Rita Skeeter wrote in Witch Weekly, did you? Because Hermione’s not my girlfriend."
Molly: "Oh! ... No — of course I didn’t!"
Narrator: "But she became considerably warmer toward Hermione after that."
(2) In North America we say "uh" not "er." The sphinx's password's "spiduh" to us.
— Apr 27, 2020 12:35AM

Notes:
(1) Harry: "Mrs. Weasley, you didn’t believe that rubbish Rita Skeeter wrote in Witch Weekly, did you? Because Hermione’s not my girlfriend."
Molly: "Oh! ... No — of course I didn’t!"
Narrator: "But she became considerably warmer toward Hermione after that."
(2) In North America we say "uh" not "er." The sphinx's password's "spiduh" to us.
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Notes:
(1) Continuity error. This is set in 1994, the Macarena (see gif) wasn't a thing until 1996.
- The male cheerleader on the right's creeping me out.
(2) "Fleur ... was eyeing Bill with great interest over her mother’s shoulder. Harry could tell she had no objection whatsoever to long hair or earrings with fangs on them."
- Fleur loves ze bad boys.
— Apr 26, 2020 12:30AM

Notes:
(1) Continuity error. This is set in 1994, the Macarena (see gif) wasn't a thing until 1996.
- The male cheerleader on the right's creeping me out.
(2) "Fleur ... was eyeing Bill with great interest over her mother’s shoulder. Harry could tell she had no objection whatsoever to long hair or earrings with fangs on them."
- Fleur loves ze bad boys.
Jayson
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Glitchreads:
(1) Somehow, my recent review for "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban" switched editions. Normally I'd switch it back, but it's the second review I've written for the book, and Goodreads only lets you switch the edition of either your earlier or more popular review. So now my book covers no longer match! and my OCD is driving me nuts!
— Apr 25, 2020 12:10AM

Glitchreads:
(1) Somehow, my recent review for "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban" switched editions. Normally I'd switch it back, but it's the second review I've written for the book, and Goodreads only lets you switch the edition of either your earlier or more popular review. So now my book covers no longer match! and my OCD is driving me nuts!
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Notes:
(1) Krum's oddly puritan about Hermione possibly being with other guys. Who knew?
(2) Hagrid: “The less you lot ’ave ter do with these foreigners, the happier yeh’ll be. Yeh can’ trust any of ’em.”
Harry: “You were getting on all right with Madame Maxime.”
Hagrid: “Don’ you talk ter me abou’ her! ... You can’ trust any of ’em!”
- Xenophobic much?
— Apr 24, 2020 12:40AM

Notes:
(1) Krum's oddly puritan about Hermione possibly being with other guys. Who knew?
(2) Hagrid: “The less you lot ’ave ter do with these foreigners, the happier yeh’ll be. Yeh can’ trust any of ’em.”
Harry: “You were getting on all right with Madame Maxime.”
Hagrid: “Don’ you talk ter me abou’ her! ... You can’ trust any of ’em!”
- Xenophobic much?
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(1) 'Both Harry’s and Ron’s [Easter eggs] were the size of dragon eggs and full of homemade toffee. Hermione’s, however, was smaller than a chicken egg. Her face fell when she saw it.
"Your mum doesn’t read 'Witch Weekly,' by any chance, does she, Ron?" she asked quietly.
"Yeah ... Gets it for the recipes."
Hermione looked sadly at her tiny egg.'
— Apr 23, 2020 12:10AM

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(1) 'Both Harry’s and Ron’s [Easter eggs] were the size of dragon eggs and full of homemade toffee. Hermione’s, however, was smaller than a chicken egg. Her face fell when she saw it.
"Your mum doesn’t read 'Witch Weekly,' by any chance, does she, Ron?" she asked quietly.
"Yeah ... Gets it for the recipes."
Hermione looked sadly at her tiny egg.'
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In Italy her name is "Er-mee-oh-neh" and I was puzzled just as much as poor Viktor when I read that part 😂
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Annie ☽ wrote: "In Italy her name is "Er-mee-oh-neh" and I was puzzled just as much as poor Viktor when I read that part 😂"Lol. That's very interesting. "Hermione" is one of those super Ancient Greek names that should have died out centuries ago but somehow survived to the present day. Makes me wonder whether the English pronunciation is actually correct or not. Possibly the Italian version's closer to the original Greek 🤷♂️😁
Mrinmayi wrote: "Dumbledore and the Room of Requirement 😂"I guess when nature calls, the Room of Requirement answers :)
Jayson wrote: "Lol. That's very interesting. "Hermione" is one of those super Ancient G..."Since the story is set in Great Britain I think the English version makes more sense :) Italian is definitely more accurate though when it comes to charms. I've always wondered why Latin isn't taught at Hogwarts, so that the students can properly spell them?
Annie ☽ wrote: "Since the story is set in Great Britain I think the English version makes more sense :) Italian is definitely more accurate though when it comes to charms. I've always wondered why Latin isn't taug..."Wow! That makes a lot of sense. I hadn't ever thought of that before, but they really should be learning Latin. It makes me wonder how important verbalizing spells is to doing them properly. Seemingly all the adults perform spells non-verbally for the most part. I suppose that saying the words makes it easier, but then does it have to be Latin? Would Egyptian wizards, for example, use Latin or some other magical language? It's definitely a lot of food for thought! 🤔
That’s funny- I mentioned the teaching of Latin to a friend a while back when we were discussing that most spells have Latin based words and intention seems to matter a lot
Also, back in James Potter’s day it seemed to have been a fad to create their own spells- that would require a good grasp on Latin too
Annie wrote: "That’s funny- I mentioned the teaching of Latin to a friend a while back when we were discussing that most spells have Latin based words and intention seems to matter a lot"I think you're right about intention. My feeling is that the words you say don't really matter so much as the intention, since adults don't really use words and non-Europeans likely wouldn't use Latin. I think magic words are more like training wheels than anything, something to help wizards focus intent. Though, there are some instances where magic words are said and unexpected things happen, so perhaps spells are tied inextricably to words when they're invented or something (like when Snape invented Sectumsempra) but melt into the general consciousness with use over time. It's interesting to speculate about.
Annie wrote: "Also, back in James Potter’s day it seemed to have been a fad to create their own spells- that would require a good grasp on Latin too"Yes, absolutely. I gave the example of Snape inventing a spell in my previous post. I'm wondering whether it would necessarily have to be Latin, or if Latin was just the most potent language to compose magical spells in for Europeans? Latin would nevertheless be useful for that purpose, and also for guessing the effect of spells you only know from words alone.
Well in Greek her name is pronounced "Er-mee-oh-nee", so I was confused too as to whether I should pronounce the "H" or not😂😂😂😂. But yes, it's a very ancient name. In fact, it was the name of the daughter of Helen of Troy and King Menelaus. My best guess is that the name survived through a tragedy of Euripides which focused on Andromeda's life after she became enslaved to the Greeks. I fail to recall the name but she played a huge part in Andromeda's misfortunes. Just some background information I thought you might like to know😊🤗
Branwenn wrote: "Well in Greek her name is pronounced "Er-mee-oh-nee", so I was confused too as to whether I should pronounce the "H" or not😂😂😂😂. But yes, it's a very ancient name. In fact, it was the name of the d..."Thanks for the info, Branwenn! Much appreciated. I guess it's the same way with American English versus British English as it pertains to accepted pronunciation. Generally speaking, American pronunciation is taken as being entirely legitimate. So, I guess if Hermione pronounces her name with an H in the British way, then it doesn't really matter how it's said originally. Though, people pronouncing it without the H would be correct also. Again, like American versus British English.
I figure that plays contribute a lot to names being carried forward and staying in fashion. I'd expect that many names would have died out long ago were it not for Shakespeare.
StarsEternal wrote: "Filch is the male equivalent of a stereotypical cat lady."I wonder if that's a side-effect of being a squib. The only other squib I know from the books is Arabella Figg, who is the only other "cat-lady." Come to think of it... she and Argus Filch both have the same initials AF! Wow, I never thought about that before. Can't be coincidental! Mind blown 🤯💥
I totally agree with you Jayson, the same thing would have happened here with many ancient Greek names had it not been for the tragedies and the rest of the plays which stood the test of time. For example one of my friends is named Antigone, name which would have definitely gone out of fashion, had it not been for the famous tragedy of the same name. As for American vs. British English, you're absolutely right. I only mentioned the Greek pronounciation because I am Greek myself, so the confusion wasn't between English and American English but between English pronounciation of Greek names😂😂.
Branwenn wrote: "I totally agree with you Jayson, the same thing would have happened here with many ancient Greek names had it not been for the tragedies and the rest of the plays which stood the test of time. For ..."I figure that once a linguistic group adopts a name or word as their own, there's no longer a single, authentic pronunciation :)






