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Chris is on page 24 of 274 of Drive Your Plow Over the Bones of the Dead
"With age, many men come down with testosterone autism, the symptoms of which are a gradual decline in social intelligence and capacity for interpersonal communications, as well as a reduced ability to formulate thoughts. The Person beset by this Ailment becomes taciturn and appears to be lost in contemplation." and etc. This is fantastic.

Though the astrology is unbearable.
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Drive Your Plow Over the Bones of the Dead

Chris
Chris is on page 215 of 422 of The Testaments (The Handmaid's Tale, #2)
"...I am a great proponent of 'better'. In the absence of 'best'.
Which is how we live now."

These statements - so direct, but at the same time so circumspect. The economy of language is just striking in all that it communicates.

Sofa king good.

It's really singular, when you need to describe how your broader circumstances have deteriorated as a society - it's just so shameful and depressing and profound.
Feb 25, 2026 05:13PM Add a comment
The Testaments (The Handmaid's Tale, #2)

Chris
Chris is on page 150 of 422 of The Testaments (The Handmaid's Tale, #2)
Something about this feels... safer.

There are so many unknowns in Gilead that are becoming known. The terrors and the oppression and the fear just seem to have fallen away.

This really doesn't feel like a sequel. It feels like something written in the same universe, from different perspectives, without such a heavy sense of consequence.

That being said, Testaments is exceeding my expectations thus far.
Feb 24, 2026 04:53PM Add a comment
The Testaments (The Handmaid's Tale, #2)

Chris
Chris is starting The Testaments (The Handmaid's Tale, #2)
I am nervous about Testaments - I was very reluctant to read it after my more recent experiences with The Heart Goes Last and Maddaddam (both subjectively bad novels, in my opinion). It also feels like a sequel that just wasn't necessary. Handmaid's Tale has a PERFECT conclusion - I am skeptical that Testaments is really going to be... Erm. Supplemental? Additive? It feels like a bad idea.

We'll see shortly, eh.
Feb 24, 2026 09:15AM 4 comments
The Testaments (The Handmaid's Tale, #2)

Chris
Chris is on page 108 of 311 of The Handmaid’s Tale (The Handmaid's Tale, #1)
"One of the gravestones in the cemetery near the earliest church has an anchor on it and an hourglass, and the words 'In Hope'.
"'In Hope'. Why did they put that above a dead person? Was it the corpse hoping, or those still alive?"

There is such a bruised, aching sadness to this novel.

God, it's just so visceral and so fucking devastating.
Feb 22, 2026 03:41PM Add a comment
The Handmaid’s Tale (The Handmaid's Tale, #1)

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Chris is on page 35 of 311 of The Handmaid’s Tale (The Handmaid's Tale, #1)
"The Guardians aren't real soldiers. They're used for routine policing and other menial functions... These two are very young... The young ones are often the most dangerous, the most fanatical, the jumpiest with their guns. They haven't yet learned about existence through time. You have to go slowly with them."

I'd love to see Atwood's taken on ICE here in Minneapolis. But she already addressed them, basically...
Feb 21, 2026 07:33PM Add a comment
The Handmaid’s Tale (The Handmaid's Tale, #1)

Chris
Chris is starting The Handmaid’s Tale (The Handmaid's Tale, #1)
Re-read before I start The Testaments.

I've not read this since college - 2002 or 2003, I think? Absolutely fucking nuts how the world has descended into fascism since then.

I miss those days. I miss college, too.
Feb 21, 2026 10:51AM Add a comment
The Handmaid’s Tale (The Handmaid's Tale, #1)

Chris
Chris is 21% done with This Inevitable Ruin (Dungeon Crawler Carl #7)
Pretty slow build-up, but lots of fun, surprising stuff going on!
Feb 11, 2026 07:13PM Add a comment
This Inevitable Ruin (Dungeon Crawler Carl #7)

Chris
Chris is 47% done with Rhino Ranch
This is very, very silly. It feels a lot more like a return to Texasville than a sequel to When the Light Goes.

It's fun, but doesn't have much substance thus far.
Jan 31, 2026 10:23AM Add a comment
Rhino Ranch

Chris
Chris is 54% done with The Butcher's Masquerade (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #5)
I get the sense that, much like Carl and Donut themselves, Dinniman has a little more leeway to fuck about in this book.

It's a fantastic romp thus far - simply all of the catastrophic explosive delight I might possibly have asked for.
Jan 27, 2026 08:17PM Add a comment
The Butcher's Masquerade (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #5)

Chris
Chris is 45% done with Lavinia
This is extremely slow. Possibly just relative to what I've been reading lately, but the pace is just crawling. None of the war and personal combat seem to occur in real time. Hrm.

Not to say that it's not good. It's Le Guin afterall. But it's still not my favorite thing ever.

It has this certain sense of inevitability and dark fatefulness. It's quite sad in that way.

But ugh, it's so fucking slow.
Jan 21, 2026 08:45PM Add a comment
Lavinia

Chris
Chris is on page 54 of 476 of Project Hail Mary
Uhhhhhh.

Wait a sec, wait. What the helllllll.

This is a journey right here.
Jan 17, 2026 04:35PM 1 comment
Project Hail Mary

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Chris is 37% done with The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #3)
Curious.

I'm starting to pick up a genuinely anticapitalist sentiment in this novel. Perhaps I'm late to the party, this being the third book and all. I've certainly been accused of being slow before.

Regardless. This gets the nod of approval. If anything - I'm even more in to it now.

Kill, kill, kill!
Jan 14, 2026 06:55PM 1 comment
The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #3)

Chris
Chris is on page 246 of 343 of The Ghost Brigades (Old Man's War, #2)
I have mixed feelings about this novel so far.

The premise is a little out there. The number of moral and ethical quandaries proposed by the ensuing narrative is a bit staggering.

And that whole pleasant, joke-y atmosphere dried up in Ghost Brigades. What a drastic change. There's still a boring jocularity to some of the characters (Lt. Cloud, Wilson).

This is a bit of a let-down. The inventiveness is absent. Etc.
Jan 08, 2026 08:15PM Add a comment
The Ghost Brigades (Old Man's War, #2)

Chris
Chris is on page 123 of 352 of Supernova Era
This take on the United States is just so comically bad.

I didn't say it's unrealistic, mind you... but, it's so poorly written that it's difficult to consider it anything but satire.

I'm nearly ready to give up on this book. It's fairly awful.
Jan 03, 2026 09:59AM Add a comment
Supernova Era

Chris
Chris is on page 123 of 352 of Supernova Era
The immediacy of absolutely fucking everything going entirely off the rails here is a bit ridiculous. This feels like one of those articles about how Milennials struggle to tie their shoes if mommy and daddy are on vacation.

Did the adults just fuck off to die without any cares at all? "Bye forever, kids - we're all dead, so have fun, IDGAF." Feels right for Boomers.

The absurdity is kind of peak.
Dec 31, 2025 09:09AM Add a comment
Supernova Era

Chris
Chris is on page 40 of 480 of The Shadow of the Gods (The Bloodsworn Saga, #1)
Jee-zus, the review hype of this one...

I'm not very impressed thus far; the world-building is fine, but the characters are dull and cliche, and the writing leaves a lot to be desired. It's just not particularly refined, and the word repetition alone is tedious and awkward.

At ~500 pages in this first of a trilogy, I'm going to quit this one pretty hard if the pacing and plot don't rapidly improve.
Dec 14, 2025 10:29AM Add a comment
The Shadow of the Gods (The Bloodsworn Saga, #1)

Chris
Chris is on page 12 of 288 of The Midnight Library (The Midnight World, #1)
All of 12 pages in to this fucking thing.

Chriiiiiiiist. This whole "whimsical clever tragedy porn masquerading as fiction," thing needs to cut it out - and the broke-ass pseudo self-help bullshit can fuck right off, too.

While we're at it, the writing can get fucked as well; use a goddamn semi-colon, for fuck's sake.

Won't finish. Relieved I thrifted this - and back to the thrift it goes!
Dec 09, 2025 08:28PM Add a comment
The Midnight Library (The Midnight World, #1)

Chris
Chris is on page 120 of 368 of Hell at the Breech
The narrative has slowed considerably. Perhaps what's being addressed is of consequence, but gott damn is it taking some time.

But, this is one of those Southern lit things in my experience: things slow down, and then explosively violent events occur from nowhere.

Sonofabitch though, this part of the story is just ponderous and unnecessarily detailed.
Nov 26, 2025 09:07PM Add a comment
Hell at the Breech

Chris
Chris is on page 16 of 368 of Hell at the Breech
Yowza - this really picks up quickly. The violence is already startling, and the economy of language is somehow elegant. I picked this up last night before going to bed - it had my heart racing a bit, and I'm still thinking about it.

Thus far? Impressive.
Nov 18, 2025 03:02PM Add a comment
Hell at the Breech

Chris
Chris is on page 30 of 246 of Fires on the Plain
Fuck, this is so fucking bleak and dehumanizing.
Oct 30, 2025 08:03PM Add a comment
Fires on the Plain

Chris
Chris is on page 256 of 440 of Rabbit Redux (Rabbit Angstrom, #2)
"...we is all in the grip of crazy old men thinkin' they can still make history happen. History isn't going to happen anymore, Chuck."

Updike's prose is just so fucking poignant and always relevant.
Oct 17, 2025 05:59PM Add a comment
Rabbit Redux (Rabbit Angstrom, #2)

Chris
Chris is on page 195 of 440 of Rabbit Redux (Rabbit Angstrom, #2)
Updike is toying with a lot of themes here. I'm not super comfortable with where this is going... it feels awfully meandering at the moment. And, erm. Transparently racist? Yeah, that.

Slow reading.
Oct 15, 2025 06:00PM Add a comment
Rabbit Redux (Rabbit Angstrom, #2)

Chris
Chris is on page 51 of 316 of Absalom, Absalom!
Haven't read any Faulkner for a few years - Sanctuary and Light in August have a lot of my love and admiration, so I'm always happy to return.

Absalom, Absalom has been on my to-read list for a spell. The insight in to Cormac McCarthy's Suttree is very curious - it may demand a re-read soon.

I'm enjoying this so much - it's exactly the heavy distraction I've needed while prepping my house for sale.
May 06, 2025 08:01PM Add a comment
Absalom, Absalom!

Chris
Chris is on page 135 of 240 of Body
Reading tragically slowly lately - prepping to sell my house - but this is such a bizarre, shocking, entertaining little treat.

Fucking Harry Crews - a mad genius with a pen.
Apr 13, 2025 06:07PM Add a comment
Body

Chris
Chris is 58% done with The Penultimate Truth
I'm really liking this one - PKD was such a gem. Brilliantly critical of government, capitalism, and war - Penultimate Truth is a bit scatterbrained, but poignant and direct.
Mar 25, 2025 06:41AM Add a comment
The Penultimate Truth

Chris
Chris is on page 541 of 835 of The Terror
Okay, so I don't think I was entirely aware of what a literal death slog I was signing up for.

I thought it might get tedious eventually - the endless prattle and rollcall of dead and dying men - but Simmons still has me hooked.

Everything and everyone seems to have hit this Point of Inevitable Doom and Futility, which feels a bit predictable. But that fucking Beast is still out there.

200+ pages to go? Whaaaat???
Mar 19, 2025 03:19PM Add a comment
The Terror

Chris
Chris is on page 280 of 835 of The Terror
I might finish this someday now. Fuck's sakes, Mr. Simmons. Brevity!
Mar 06, 2025 07:04PM Add a comment
The Terror

Chris
Chris is on page 91 of 835 of The Terror
In a terribly clean, civilized tongue - The Terror is savagely violent. The pacing isn't all that consistent, but - it's Dan Simmons. It's extremely well-crafted, and quite hard to put down.
Mar 03, 2025 02:27PM Add a comment
The Terror

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