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Anyways rip Jasiper ,,,,, for more than one reason HAHA

I know that the emperors are the bad guys in this series but Caligula and Nero are two of my favorite Roman emperors because they’re both fucking nuts

I hope Apollo gets a super good ending in ToN after spending so much time as a mortal he knows what the gods have done and what they haven’t done and I want him to do something about it

Apollo pretending not to like Artemis only to say he misses her I love them

Not to be dramatic or anything but I would die for the griffins and I’m very sad Heloise died

Apollo with absolutely no wits is the funniest thing ever he’s such an idiot except MORE

I know Apollo being an asshole isn’t a good thing but like ,,,, at the same time Apollo in actual greek mythology was also an asshole so like this is very in character

Apollo getting upset over Artemis hiding things from him is a very apollo thing to do
They’re truly a dynamic sibling duo though I love them

Commodus calling Apollo “dear heart” OUCH

Sometimes I think Apollo’s only a god because they didn’t want him to be sad he’s not the best at poetry or apparently singing
Although that could just be because he’s just a human maybe if he becomes a god again he’ll be good at singing im sure he isn’t terrible
Or he is and he’s just a god for shits and giggles

Give Apollo a happy relationship PLEASE
Daphne turns into a tree 😔
Hyancithus gets bonked on the head 😔
He straight up drowns Commodus 😔
Let him be happy for ONCE I am begging you

The story of Artemis and Apollo killing these 12 kids because their mom said she was better than Leto is one of my favorite stories you absolutely cannot fuck with the archer twins and their mama

Hyacinthus canonically (?) looks good in a tuxedo and I can appreciate that
I just ,,,, how did he get a tuxedo the gods don’t have time travel do they

Apollo and Commodus ? An interesting relationship that’s cute though ,,,,, until Commodus went a lil but emperor crazy

Apollo questioning why there’s so many types of tator tots is quality writing right there

Emmie and Jo are an iconic couple we love old lesbians who left Artemis to be with each other 😌

Anyways leo calling Calypso cal is very cute I’m not the biggest fan of their relationship (although I do absolutely love leo) but that’s cute nicknames are cute

Somehow the reveal that Nero is megs stepdad is shocking despite me already knowing that

Boy do I love Hyacinthus he deserved better than getting yoinked by Zephyrus poor Apollo let the man have one successful love im begging you

It may just be my extreme love of Hyacinthus but I like when Apollo just calls daphne daphne but called Hyacinthus “the beautiful Hyacinthus” like wow homie was in love with him

Not gonna lie ,,,, for being the god of poetry Apollo really sucks at it

Gods aren’t the best parents but I feel like Apollo is definitely ,,, one of the better ones
Sorta
They’re all shitty parents tbh

Me the entire time I’m reading this-“wow Apollo is so dramatic I love him”

Listen i know will and Nico didn’t get a lot of relationship development but wow are they a cute couple in the little bits that are shown
It’s even better knowing they’re both two badass people on their own but they’re also just ,,,, two normal (or as normal as they can be) boys in a relationship

Anyways rip Hyacinthus am I right or am I right

Apollo kills me imagine being such a drama queen

You’re not my type 😌✊🏼

Nico and will’s interactions are so funny to me like Will is somehow so calm and knows exactly how to press nico’s buttons and Nico just takes it I love them will deserves character development