What do you think?
Rate this book
414 pages, Hardcover
First published May 2, 2017
I tried to think of a brilliant plan. Unfortunately, the only thing that came to mind was weeping in terror.
"Oh!" I said. "Um...nah." I leaned against the wall, hoping to look casual, attractive and suave. Unfortunately, I missed the wall.
“Please get off!” the trooper wailed. “Please and thank you!”
“He looked like a hallucinating ballerina in boxer shorts,”
“Being productive. Ugh. It's such a human concept. It implies you have limited time (LOL) and have to work hard to make something happen (double LOL).”
It’s not how long you live that matters. It’s what you live for.I loved Apollo! His sense of humour is unique in the entire series. He is changing. But I was enjoying his whining more than this. Anyway, I don't mind how he is doing.
"I, the most important passenger, the youth who had once been the glorious god Apollo, was forced to sit in the back of the dragon."
LEAVEST THOU WELL BEFORE DAWN. ’TIS A COUNTER-COMMUTE, AYE, BUT THERE SHALL BE CONSTRUCTION ON HIGHWAY THIRTY-SEVEN. EXPECTEST THOU TO TRAVEL ONE HOUR AND FORTY-TWO MINUTES.● a riordan character with a screwed moral compass who goes through HEAPS OF CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT
I narrowed my eyes. “Are you somehow…checking Google Maps?”
A long pause.
“Meg, what I'm about to do - never, ever try this on your own." I felt a bit silly giving this advice to a girl who regularly fought monsters with golden swords, but I had promised Bill Nye the Science Guy I would always promote safe laboratory practices.