“Want me to watch while you take care of it?”
“Oh my god!”
I laughed. “I’m just kidding. But now things aren’t awkward.”
“Not for you, maybe.”
“One time in eighth grade, I got a boner in class. I had to present an assignment in front of the class. It was a case of nervous boner, but until you’ve experienced that, then we can talk about awkward.”
“That can’t have been good.”
“Good? It was a great boner!”
— Sep 01, 2025 12:43PM
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