As I look at the rows of faces seated before me, some excited, some angry, some blank, I wonder how the fucking fuck my life came to this.
Oh yeah, it’s because I have a smart mouth and don’t know when to shut up.
“Welcome, all, to the Academy of Mages. You’re here because, for reasons nobody has ever been able to determine, you were born with a talent, and it happens to be magic.”
— Sep 26, 2025 02:18PM
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