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OMG!😆

“What do you call a masturbating cow?” he asks.

“What?” Matty says, using every bit of self-control to hold back a laugh.

“Beef stroganoff.” Everybody groans and laughs.

“Oh yeah?” Matty shoots back. “Well, did you know my cock was in the Guinness Book of World Records?”

“Was it?” Cameron asks.

“Yeah. But the librarian told me to take it out.”

More groans.

Starting to get more interesting 😏

Okay, so my earlier enthusiasm has been greatly tempered. 😒 Amateur and quite juvenile writing has me recalibrating my expectations. Not terrible ... but certainly not great either.

🥱

I do love a good haunted house story ...
this should be fun. 😁

“I keep going on this mission because it’s my duty and Tia would have wanted me to, but when I think about going back to my life after… The only reason I want to keep existing when this is over is because you’re in the world and I won’t give up a second of time I could spend with you. I love… you. All of you. Everything about you. You.”

“I want to know every part of you.”

“Every part of me belongs to you.”

“Who are we killing?” Killian asks.

Killian might be our cousin, but he’s more like a brother to us. Our branch of the family tree is decidedly wreath-shaped since our dads are brothers and our mothers were identical twins. That makes us genetically more than cousins, but not full bio siblings. And right now I need his help destroying the assholes who dared to even think about touching Myles.

“My brain is telling me that I need to run as far from you as I can before I get hurt.”

“What are your instincts telling you?”

“That this is the most real thing that will ever happen to me and my brain needs to shut the fuck up.”

“You need to listen to your instincts.”

"I think you’re right. My brain has gotten me in enough trouble over the years. Time for that bitch to step aside and let me live my life.”

“Come and look at this, Myles.”

“What did you find?”

“Hopefully something that will help get them off your tail. I suggested to my brother that we just take them all out and call it a day, but that got vetoed.” I can hear him roll his eyes as Myles sits next to him and leans closer to examine his screens. “Apparently the mass murder of an entire frat is too far.”

“I imagine that might be hard to explain.”