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love that gregor is always saying stuff like "man!" and "geez!" after all he's been through i think he should get to say the f word just once

insert “a brother of the watch who doesn’t is no brother at all” joke here

“It was only once, and it had to be. Even my father stumbled once, when he forgot his marriage vows and sired a bastard. Jon vowed to himself that it would be the same with him. It will never happen again.

It happened twice more that night,”

asoiaf is a comedy

LORD SUNGLASS? THERE’S A DUDE FROM LORD SUNGLASS? YOU’RE SHITTING ME

contemplating DNFing this bc it's not bad but it's not to my tastes and it feels somewhat unfair to give a book 3 stars for being not to my tastes. but at the same time i do wanna know whodunnit. so maybe it's worth it? vote now on your phones

been trying to remind myself that 1. i read for fun and i am allowed to choose books based on what is enjoyable for me and 2. it is okay to DNF books, & in the case of academia it is better to read/understand part of something than none of it even if i can't get it all. which is all good to say but also i actually do need to finish the georgics seeing as i've been telling people roman poet vergil is my boyfriend

the jaime brienne swordfight is a sex scene

tywin lannister kill yourself challenge

twitchtip’s sensory powers being so powerful she can’t be around people or eat flavored food. they gave that rat the tism…

really into the term "cyberloafing" ("people's distracting themselves from stress and exhaustion by browsing Facebook or shopping online") like literally me when i'm loafing

haha what if there were a hundred women in the world willing to have sex with a random guy haha but he could only find three chaste women in the whole world ha get it because women are sluts do you get it. edmund i’m so tired

[vibrating] i am not unduly attached to any particular side characters in william shakespeare’s twelfth night

“The bear isn’t some gay symbol!” funniest line in this book

i’m already in this picture (person who tries to cram every waking moment with activity and is guilty when they can’t do every task) and i don’t like it

"Over the course of my life, as I have made my Houdini-like escapes from one self-imposed constraint after another, a question haunts me with increasing insistence.

How many levels does this game have?"

>ripred quotes macbeth (“screw your courage to the sticking place”)
>a few pages later he says rats can read and he does
>i know that’s become a somewhat common saying but i think he’s read macbeth

AT LAST... HE'S HERE... MY ROTTEN CHEESE... MY GOOD TIME BOY...

sometimes the endless verses of misogyny do get exhausting

"I'll fight 'til from my bones the flesh be hacked" is like. the key to him i think. like that's the line that's his entire fucking problem. kisses him passionately

in general the battle scenes here are not thrilling but arthur just threw a guy to the ground so hard he bounced

"It is simple to fall down, but the going up requires much giving." this line was in the aeneid. sorry

“my dearest partner of greatness” i’ve always loved the way they loved

i've heard this play rehearsed so many times that i know exactly which lines we cut because they're the ones i don't hear in the voices of the cast. of the production i was in five years ago. normal guy

school is beating my ass but at least there is macbeth

extremely funny that in book one the redcrosse knight was hyper-christian and his whole quest was about Righteously Vanquishing The Corrupt with his Jesus Powers but now we're in book two and guyon is just, like, nice

obsessed with the july eclogue being like "BRAVE SHEPHERD clapbacks against EVIL CATHOLIC... and then everyone clapped!"

okay. i'm understanding why people are in love with this guy

edmund you hate me so bad