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“It was only once, and it had to be. Even my father stumbled once, when he forgot his marriage vows and sired a bastard. Jon vowed to himself that it would be the same with him. It will never happen again.
It happened twice more that night,”
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— Oct 10, 2023 04:16PM
It happened twice more that night,”
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max theodore
is on page 905 of 973
PETYR BAELISH SHE IS THIRTEEN PLEASE KILL YOURSELF
— Feb 04, 2024 10:17PM
max theodore
is on page 842 of 973
oh okay so i guess no one in westeros cares about dealing with the ice zombies so we'll all just WHAT'S THIS??? STANNIS BARATHEON WITH A STEEL CHAIR
— Jan 31, 2024 10:14PM
max theodore
is on page 828 of 973
THE SWORD THE SWORD HE GAVE HER THE SWORD ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. AGDUEHEJWHFJWJCUWJFJ!
— Jan 31, 2024 09:36PM
max theodore
is on page 769 of 973
“…the difficult task of trying to find lands and a bride for a third son, never easy, and doubly difficult in Ser Loras’s case.”
george i can tell you’re dying to say the f word.
— Jan 27, 2024 09:35PM
george i can tell you’re dying to say the f word.
max theodore
is on page 698 of 973
“Now sheathe your bloody sword, or I’ll take it from you and shove it up some place even Renly never found.” JAIME???? I DON’T THINK YOU CAN RECLAIM THAT
— Jan 23, 2024 09:36PM
max theodore
is on page 692 of 973
petyr baelish i'll fucking kill you. get a JOB leave her ALONE!!!!
— Jan 20, 2024 10:43PM
max theodore
is on page 633 of 973
CAN YOU NOT SKINJACK THE GUY YOU RIDE AROUND?
— Jan 19, 2024 09:48PM
