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does this count as fridging

— Jan 15, 2024 10:06PM

A Storm of Swords (A Song of Ice and Fire, #3)

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max theodore is on page 905 of 973

PETYR BAELISH SHE IS THIRTEEN PLEASE KILL YOURSELF

— Feb 04, 2024 10:17PM

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OLD MAN DOOOOOOOWWWWWWWN

— Feb 03, 2024 10:27PM

max theodore is on page 842 of 973

oh okay so i guess no one in westeros cares about dealing with the ice zombies so we'll all just WHAT'S THIS??? STANNIS BARATHEON WITH A STEEL CHAIR

— Jan 31, 2024 10:14PM

max theodore is on page 828 of 973

THE SWORD THE SWORD HE GAVE HER THE SWORD ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. AGDUEHEJWHFJWJCUWJFJ!

— Jan 31, 2024 09:36PM

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bisexuality loss :(

— Jan 28, 2024 09:56PM

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“…the difficult task of trying to find lands and a bride for a third son, never easy, and doubly difficult in Ser Loras’s case.”

george i can tell you’re dying to say the f word.

— Jan 27, 2024 09:35PM

max theodore is on page 698 of 973

“Now sheathe your bloody sword, or I’ll take it from you and shove it up some place even Renly never found.” JAIME???? I DON’T THINK YOU CAN RECLAIM THAT

— Jan 23, 2024 09:36PM

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petyr baelish i'll fucking kill you. get a JOB leave her ALONE!!!!

— Jan 20, 2024 10:43PM

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CAN YOU NOT SKINJACK THE GUY YOU RIDE AROUND?

— Jan 19, 2024 09:48PM

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:( i knew [he] was doomed but it still hurts. [HER] HOWEVER I WAS NOT EXPECTING?

— Jan 14, 2024 09:15AM