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LITERALLY JUST LIKE IN THE GREAT COMET OF 1812

an elopement… this is literally just like war and p[gunshot]

“I certainly have not the talent which some people possess,” said Darcy, “of conversing easily with those I have never seen before. I cannot catch their tone of conversation, or appear interested in their concerns, as I often see done.”

AUTISTIC WEAPONNNNNN

i know the wildlings live in the cold ass mountains but they have no monarchy AND they’re sex positive. like okay get me a winter coat

HELLO POLYDORUS FROM THE AENEID.

zackell autism warrior

how am i supposed to take the early modern spelling seriously. he just called satan the "infernall feend"

do you see this shit william shakespeare

okay i CAN'T be making the hamlet thing up brendan is literally doing a "to sleep perchance to dream" in his own head

are the hamlet references in here intentional. they have to be. i know i’m the hamlet guy but brendan is reading hamlet for school and his stepdad just told him he needs to man up and get over the divorce i’m not going insane right

i need to stop reading reviews of gay children's books i know i'm not gonna like what's in there i know i am going to get mad at the people in the review sections talking about political heavy-handedness i need to stop doing it but every time i think. maybe this review section will be nice :)

i need to stop reading joanne rocklin after i have medical experiences she can’t keep getting away with it (making me cry when i’m already weak)

time to give this one a proper review. at some point

when does this get fun

[guy who only reads shakespeare voice] getting some real much ado vibes from this one

me recognizing plot points from the iliad in the achilles book: :O!!!!!

there’s t4t crack in this book

this is literally gay sex

i love my boyfriend (publius vergilius maro) but i fear i am trapped inside this poem

at the 2002 segment of the strip. are you telling me i'm almost the right age to be the stuart sparrow baby

“2 sides of the same coin, the old are the problem, the youth are the solution—this theory is missing a key component of how all of this works. … Racism isn’t an afterthought, a sideshow. It is, by design, the main event of every white institution.

When you say the kids will save us, you are not considering what they are learning at school, who is teaching them, & where that learning is being reinforced.”

TRANS MAN BRISEUS??? LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

“Nothing in the world is as small as your own child in a hospital bed. There’s no justice to be had.” i’m driving off a cliff

i should get paid to review children's books from an english major lens. everyone read joanne rocklin im no longer asking

this book is like. pretty good at disability rep actually. not sure why i’m surprised because i trust ms. rocklin but it is a book about a talking flea

the swan scene is perfectly engineered to make me specifically insane. gods wont let my man die

i HATE you catalogue of forces i HATE you endless list of place names that i have to footnote and they aren't even in the glossary but i LOVE you camilla of the volscians

AENEAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you will never ever guess who achilles just dommed. this book is awesome

“No,” said Meriyapi sternly, “do not slander monkeys.”