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did. jest. just. die. DID JEST JUST FUCKING DIE?! no i’m not okay. this isn’t okay. this better be fixed bc wtf.

cath went to the theatre with the stupid king. she left halfway through and was talking to jest when the JABBERWOCK ATTACKED THEM. cath snapped her ankle and raven nudged her to use jest’s hat and she pulled out a sword. then she stood up and faced the jabberwock and it got scared and dipped. jest took her away to the treacle well and she drank from it and her ankle healed. YAY i need them to get together tysm

okay so her parents SHAT on her bakery idea. EVEN HER FATHER!!! i expected more from him. oh and don’t get me started on hatta. mans was so mean about rejecting her proposition of a loan. i cried. i actually teared up bc he was so mean wtf. ouch. big ouch.

JEST JUST TOLD CATH THAT HE HAS FEELINGS FOR HER AND IF SHE REFUSES THE KINGSS PROPOSAL THEN HE WILL CALL ON HER OR HER FATHER TO PROPOSE. AND APPARENTLY THE POSITION OF A JOKER IN CHESS IS THE SAME POSITION AS A MARQUESS IN HEARTS. JAKSJSJS PLS I NEED THEM TO END UP TOGETHER.

okay so cath and mary anne went to the peter guys pumpkin farm to get a pumpkin for the contest and he told them to leave. BUT they found a pony carousel when they were stealing a pumpkin and the lion that saved cath from the jabberwock was wearing the pony carousel hat when he was taken. and the peter guy was building a pumpkin cage for something. I HAVE A HUNCH THAT HE SUMMONED THE JABBERWOCK L

the jabberwock attacked them while they were having a tea party. the lion saved cath from the jabberwock :( jest got her back home safely and cath told him it was fun but it could never happen again. he left and the king is sending her a SHIT TON of gifts bc she’s avoiding him. she saw the baking contest flyer and now she’s thinking of joining so she can get the money for the bakery!!! EEEEE

the king took permission to court her and she said yes. YOIKESSS. then jest showed up at her window and they snuck out together to go to a REAL tea party. THE MAD HATTERS TEA PARTY SKSJSKSJ. and jest did a cool bat trick and hatta told her a riddle and she solved it. i cri i’m loving it so far.

IM SORRY DID HE JUST PULL OUT THE FLUTE SHE SAW HIM PLAYING THE OTHER DAY AND THEN WHISPER “try not to faint” KSJSKSJS AAAAAAA IM SORRY I TRIED BUT I COULDNT AND I ENDED UP DYING TYSM

i love cath’s love for baking and I HOPE SHE DOESNT MARRY THE KING BC YIKES mans reminds me of lord farquad. also JEST is mYsTeriOus and funny LMAO and i can’t wait to read more about him. also she asked the duke to lease mr. caterpillars shop to her and KDJSKS i really want her to have that bakery pls and ty.

ISOBEL STABBED THE ALDER KING. WHICH MAKES HER QUEEN. AND TO MAKE ROOK THE KING. THEY HAVE TO GET MARRIED. AAAAAA IM SO HAPPY. GADFLY IS A SNEAKY BITCH, BUT I CANT BRING MYSELF TO HATE HIM. IM SO GLAD THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER. 🥺🖤

AHAHHAHA LARK TURNED ISOBEL INTO A HARE. rook turned her back and she was 👀 not fully CLOTHED and wasn’t in harms way so he dropped her🤦🏻‍♀️ she told him her REAL NAME!!!!

rook confessed that he LOVES HER TOO and they’re thinking of a plan of why and how they met up to go to the spring court and obvs ISOBEL has an idea 👀

LSJSKS THEY KISSED. IM NOT OKAY

KSJSKS LIRA IS ABOUT TO BITE SAKURA’S HEAD OFF. ALSO THEY KISSED. ELIAN AND LIRA KISSED. ugh i really hope this ends well🥺

so lira woke up and they reached págos and SAKURA IS THERE, apparently she flew there (sorry I DONT LIKE HER). they meet the king and the princes and elian tells them the deal and the plan. lira eavesdrops their convo and tells elian he’s giving up too much and being manipulated (I AGREE) and sakura tells him that he shouldn’t forget that he promised to her a kingdom, but he said i didn’t say which kingdom :)

lira and elian got captured by rycroft but the. the saad crew came for them and she told elian to RUN and he did (stupid). BUT THEN RYCROFT CAME HIM AND LIRA FOUGHT AND SHE STABBED HIM. then ELIAN CAME BACK and he was like yo hi i’m back and then rycroft woke up and wanted to shoot elian BUT LIRA PUSHED HIM OUT OF THE WAY and took the bullet :( and the engineer is their medic and he’s doing his best to save her

SOOOO elian let lira join them to get the eye. THEY HAD A TRAINING SCENE DUDE I SCREAMED. and he’s always “watching her” and I MEAN i can’t blame him ;) also i really need this romance thing to start blossoming but also I LIVE FOR THE SLOWBURN. also i will protect kye and madrid with my LIFE. tysm

OKAY SO I MET LIRA AND ELIAN AND WOW!!! the sea queen turned lira from a siren to a human and ELIAN CAUGHT HER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN BUT DOESNT KNOW WHO SHE REALLY IS. she’s being a bad bitch now and scheming to get the stone crystal thingy with elian to END HER MOTHER ONCE AND FOR ALL!! MWAHHAHAHAH but yeah love it so far omg i’m living for the writing.

DONE. DONE. DONE. ugh this book was filled with beautiful women, beautiful men, beautiful outfits and beautiful storytelling. IT MADE ME SO HAPPY and i LOVED that it was fast paced and there wasn’t a single moment we’re i was bored. i will forever look for love and a relationship like Kallias and Alessandra. i’ll always be in search for, my equal🌹🖤

they’re at the ‘gentlemen’s club’ and the sexual tension is INSANE i’m about to COMBUST. they’re leaving now but they bumped into each other and now Kallias can’t call on his shadows EEEK.

KSJSJS THEYRE OPENING UP TO EACH OTHER. the SEXUAL TENSION. also she said he was a 15/15 LIKE DUH BUT AAAAA. also idk why i have a feeling the masked bandit is leandros 👀 but we’ll see

WOW ONLY BARELY JUST STARTED AND THE EVERYTHING TENSION IS SIZZLING

GABY IS MISSING AND IM SCARED!!!

reid and lou are going their separate ways. she’s going to the La Viosin and he’s going with the actors. HE’S PISSING ME OFF SAYING THAT LOU IS ACTING LIKE HER MOM. AND HIM NOT WANTING TO USE HIM MAGIC JSJSJSJS. “iTs NoT yOu. iTs ThE mAgiC.” BYE but i also love them and him and her ugh.

JUST STOPPED AT THE BAR SCENE WHERE LOU KICKS ASS AAAAA!! ALSO HER HAIR IS WHITE?!?! MAJOR MANON VIBES

they reached Chateau le Blanc and i need to sleep because my head hurts from crying :)

FINALLY REACHED THE INFAMOUS QUOTE:
“If she was destined to burn in Hell, I would burn with her.”

FIND ME A MAN LIKE THIS. I’LL WAIT...

SHE ALMOST TOLD HIM SHES A WITCH AAAAAAA

SO GOOD SO FAR