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Is it bad that I sometimes skim/zone out while reading the philosophical debates??? XD

Oh no

I want to like Whitaker but I’m way too suspicious of him xD

This is much more exciting than the synopsis made it seem XD

So this is starting off with a bang oh man

I wondered who would marry Shavw if she’s the “Mr. Collins” of the story. It works and makes me think in the original story that Mary and Mr. Collins would have worked

This is getting intense

But while he was thinking this, as suddenly and sharply as if the solid darkness about him had spoken with articulate voice, he knew that Maleldil was not absent… that it had never been absent, that only some unconscious activity of his own had succeeded in ignoring it for the past few days.

Oh snap! This is going to be fun

This isn’t an exact retelling but I can trace the inspiration from Pride and Prejudice

I did not know this was sorta in second person? It’s first person but like the reader is the character they’re talking to?? I don’t know

Why though

Like it get it’s a trope or whatever for people to be oblivious and not think their neighbor or friend or whoever is a superhero or a villain but NEITHER of them have entertained the thought that the other could be their enemy? Not with certain things matching like PTSD or green eyes or the fact that “Holly” shows up in town AT THE SAME TIME AS Catwoman???

Listening to Amy talk about Parks and Rec makes me want to rewatch Parks and Rec… again

Spooooky

Wow SJM somehow managed to date a book about superheroes by including Jeopardy! And Alex Trebek…

At least Harley Quinn doesn’t disappoint

I’m sorry but Batwing is a dumb name for a superhero. Like that’s Batman’s airplane, not a name…

Sometimes with books like this there is way too much information I didn't need to know about someone, but Amy makes everything funny

What

Does SJM just not have the ability to write teen books about… teens? Why are both the main characters in this over the age of 18, probably in their 20s?

At least this book gives a realistic reason to why Selina is so flexible and has acrobatic agility. Not—somehow—because she’s actually part cat xD

I KNEW this was going to happen ahhh :((((

*sobs* not for the reasons you think though

The narrator’s voice is super authentic but why is all the dialogue italicized instead of in quotation marks??? XD XD

Awww, I’m not even that far and this is going to make me cry

Nice. I knew it

I have a theory about what might happen…

I love that Amy made her friends and other colleagues record part of her book for her xD

This book has a dragon?!