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finished chapter 4.

oh geralt, things are just not going your way are they? where are your swords? what does this Coral want with you? how does dandelion fit in with this? where does this book fit in with the series?

finished chapter 11.

fuck the lodge. why can't anyone just let ciri, geralt. yennifer, and dandelion just live peacefully? fucking dandelion, can't you go one second without almost getting yourself executed? omfg. at least geralt still has you!

finished chapter 10.

fake ciri is getting what she deserves and no one can do shit about it, even though half of them know or have an inkling that it isn't the real ciri lol. just glad assholes are getting what they deserve. do i sense the black plague approaching?

finished chapter 9.

wtf wtf wtf?? my brain needs a hot second to process everything that happened in this chapter! RIP Milva. RIP Cahir. RIP Regis (noo, not regis!). RIP Angouleme. suck a dick vilgafortz and bonhart. yay Geralt, Yen, and Ciri are FINALLY reunited. Fuck you incestuous Duny. I just about lost it when Geralt and Yen decided SUICIDE was the best option ???? my heart couldn't cope with that

finished chapter 9.

wtf wtf wtf?? my brain needs a hot second to process everything that happened in this chapter! RIP Milva. RIP Cahir. RIP Regis (noo, not regis!) suck a dick vilgafortz and bonhart. yay Geralt, Yen, and Ciri are FINALLY reunited. Fuck you incestuous Duny. I just about lost it when Geralt and Yen decided SUICIDE was the best option ???? my heart couldn't cope with that

finished chapter 8.

nooo, not coën! 🥺😭 at least jarre survived and got his ciri eventually! i liked how this chapter was written though.

finished chapter 7.

ciri! geralt you were SOOOOO close to catching up to ciri! fuck gramps, that sicko. good on you kelpie, you protect our girl ciri!

finished chapter 6.

welcome to the Poor Fucking Infantry jarre lol. pike and his lackeys got what they fucking deserved.

finished chapter 5.

ciri! once more we're shown people who just want to use ciri. thank melitele for the unicorns coming in to the rescue lol

finished chapter 4.

take that you nasty fringilla. I knew I didn't like you for a reason, and clearly geralt finally pulled his head out of his ass to realize it too. no, dandelion, come back! it's not the same without you dear heart. but at least the gang is finally back on the move in search of ciri! hopefully we'll catch back up with her next chapter...

finished chapter 3.

oh fuck you fringilla! I knew I couldn't trust you. and those poor books! the sex better have been worth it to mess with my boy geralt. and dandelion, please say this isn't the end for you and geralt's travels? please, say it isn't so.

finished chapter 2.

so much has been lost to time, and apparently true appearances are one of those. love has many names, and Fisher King is one of them lmao.

finished chapter 1.

oh ciri, what have you gotten yourself into now? Merlin? Camelot? melitele knows how you're going to get out of this and back home

finished chapter 6.

alas we see yennifer again! and learn the history of ciri's lineage and why she's so important to so many people.

finished chapter 5.

the group has been reunited! get your head out of your ass geralt and realize people want to help you. good soup lol

finished chapter 4.

witchcraft! utter witchcraft! i can only imagine everyone's thoughts as regis calmly shoves his hand into burning coals and is like, "oh this horseshoe? here you go!" lmao. oh geralt an dandelion, you two can't go a day it seems without getting into more trouble. how will you get out of this mess?

finished chapter 3.

regis!! we've finally met our favorite vampire, and of course they have to take time to drink mandrake moonshine lol. why am i not surprised?