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Joe Kessler is 29% done with Their Fractured Light (Starbound, #3)
I’m really not feeling this one. The interstitial Whisper bits are even worse than in book 2.
Jun 08, 2018 09:22PM Add a comment
Their Fractured Light (Starbound, #3)

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Joe Kessler is 4% done with Their Fractured Light (Starbound, #3)
Two people coincidentally sneaking into the same secure facility at the same time that a third party happens to launch an attack there is maybe a coincidence too far. Not a good start for this book.
Jun 08, 2018 12:59PM Add a comment
Their Fractured Light (Starbound, #3)

Joe Kessler
Joe Kessler is 41% done with Mr. Penumbra's 24-Hour Bookstore (Mr. Penumbra's 24-Hour Bookstore, #1)
Yeah, the casual sexism in this book is pretty egregious. It's short enough that I'll push through and finish, but this is the last thing I'm reading from this author.
Jun 04, 2018 10:51AM Add a comment
Mr. Penumbra's 24-Hour Bookstore (Mr. Penumbra's 24-Hour Bookstore, #1)

Joe Kessler
Joe Kessler is 9% done with Mr. Penumbra's 24-Hour Bookstore (Mr. Penumbra's 24-Hour Bookstore, #1)
Please stop talking about how attractive your female roommate is.
Jun 04, 2018 09:30AM Add a comment
Mr. Penumbra's 24-Hour Bookstore (Mr. Penumbra's 24-Hour Bookstore, #1)

Joe Kessler
Joe Kessler is 20% done with Night of Cake & Puppets (Daughter of Smoke & Bone, #1.5)
This is cute, and the perfect palate-cleanser after my disappointing last read.
Jun 03, 2018 08:21PM Add a comment
Night of Cake & Puppets (Daughter of Smoke & Bone, #1.5)

Joe Kessler
Joe Kessler is 81% done with A Light That Never Goes Out: The Enduring Saga of The Smiths
Well, my Kindle says I only have an hour left in this book. So that’s something, at least.
Jun 02, 2018 08:21PM Add a comment
A Light That Never Goes Out: The Enduring Saga of The Smiths

Joe Kessler
Joe Kessler is 69% done with A Light That Never Goes Out: The Enduring Saga of The Smiths
It’s not just that I don’t care about The Smiths. I straight up don’t know enough about music to be able to follow a lot of this narrative. The author just mentioned “a spaghetti rockabilly skiffle riff” in one of their songs. What does that even mean, and why would you say it without any further explanation?
Jun 02, 2018 01:53PM Add a comment
A Light That Never Goes Out: The Enduring Saga of The Smiths

Joe Kessler
Joe Kessler is 50% done with A Light That Never Goes Out: The Enduring Saga of The Smiths
This is taking forever to read, and I’m really not enjoying any of it.
Jun 02, 2018 09:27AM Add a comment
A Light That Never Goes Out: The Enduring Saga of The Smiths

Joe Kessler
Joe Kessler is 76% done with Wolves of the Calla (The Dark Tower, #5)
I’m so glad I decided to reread these books. I loved them when I was in high school, but every single one so far has turned out to be even better than I remember.
May 31, 2018 01:06PM Add a comment
Wolves of the Calla (The Dark Tower, #5)

Joe Kessler
Joe Kessler is 30% done with A Light That Never Goes Out: The Enduring Saga of The Smiths
"He was far from the suicidal figure he liked to paint himself as." What a shockingly insensitive thing for a biographer to say. Do you know nothing about mental health issues?
May 31, 2018 09:25AM Add a comment
A Light That Never Goes Out: The Enduring Saga of The Smiths

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Joe Kessler is 66% done with The Queen of Attolia (The Queen's Thief, #2)
Nope nope nope nope nope to this romance.
May 28, 2018 07:48PM Add a comment
The Queen of Attolia (The Queen's Thief, #2)

Joe Kessler
Joe Kessler is 20% done with A Light That Never Goes Out: The Enduring Saga of The Smiths
This book is interminably boring, and I'm really frustrated that my book club chose it.
May 27, 2018 11:30AM Add a comment
A Light That Never Goes Out: The Enduring Saga of The Smiths

Joe Kessler
Joe Kessler is 15% done with A Light That Never Goes Out: The Enduring Saga of The Smiths
Does it really make sense to complain about “constant religious indoctrination” at what’s literally a private Catholic school?? This author’s biases are WILD.
May 24, 2018 07:30PM Add a comment
A Light That Never Goes Out: The Enduring Saga of The Smiths

Joe Kessler
Joe Kessler is 26% done with Meddling Kids
"The radio played 'Groove Is in the Heart,' which is a radio's way of saying it couldn't care less about the mood of a scene."
May 23, 2018 08:31AM Add a comment
Meddling Kids

Joe Kessler
Joe Kessler is on page 422 of 544 of Tess of the Road (Tess of the Road, #1)
“The world was littered with all the babies she’d thrown out with their bathwater.”

Ordinarily I don’t like it when fantasy worlds have the same idioms as us, but it’s worth it for a line like this.
May 22, 2018 07:19PM Add a comment
Tess of the Road (Tess of the Road, #1)

Joe Kessler
Joe Kessler is on page 422 of 544 of Tess of the Road (Tess of the Road, #1)
“The world was littered with all the babies she’d thrown out with their bathwater.”

Ordinarily I don’t like it when fantasy worlds have the same idioms as us, but it’s worth it for a line like this.
May 22, 2018 07:19PM Add a comment
Tess of the Road (Tess of the Road, #1)

Joe Kessler
Joe Kessler is 79% done with Sleeping Beauties
Regularly referring to character Eve Black as "the Black woman" is super weird, especially for those of us listening to the book on audio.
May 22, 2018 09:04AM Add a comment
Sleeping Beauties

Joe Kessler
Joe Kessler is 58% done with Sleeping Beauties
What is even the point of including such a specific Doctor Who reference if you're going to get it wrong?
May 22, 2018 06:12AM Add a comment
Sleeping Beauties

Joe Kessler
Joe Kessler is on page 375 of 544 of Tess of the Road (Tess of the Road, #1)
This book is so good.
May 17, 2018 10:07AM Add a comment
Tess of the Road (Tess of the Road, #1)

Joe Kessler
Joe Kessler is 96% done with Blindness
Dogs have a genetic prohibition against going into churches? lol what
May 17, 2018 08:23AM Add a comment
Blindness

Joe Kessler
Joe Kessler is 52% done with Blindness
Ugh. I had been enjoying this, but it’s suddenly taken a very sexist turn.
May 16, 2018 08:24PM Add a comment
Blindness

Joe Kessler
Joe Kessler is on page 277 of 544 of Tess of the Road (Tess of the Road, #1)
"Love and guilt are like ham and eggs. So many people enjoy them together, but there's no rule saying you must have one with the other. They don't even come from the same animal."
May 14, 2018 09:05AM Add a comment
Tess of the Road (Tess of the Road, #1)

Joe Kessler
Joe Kessler is 57% done with A Conspiracy in Belgravia (Lady Sherlock, #2)
"I would have liked to have another muffin before leaving this table. But then again, I always feel the same no matter how many muffins I eat."
May 12, 2018 09:25PM Add a comment
A Conspiracy in Belgravia (Lady Sherlock, #2)

Joe Kessler
Joe Kessler is 52% done with The Long Way to a Small, Angry Planet (Wayfarers, #1)
"We cannot blame ourselves for the wars our parents start. Sometimes the very best thing we can do is walk away."
May 11, 2018 10:55AM Add a comment
The Long Way to a Small, Angry Planet (Wayfarers, #1)

Joe Kessler
Joe Kessler is 9% done with The Long Way to a Small, Angry Planet (Wayfarers, #1)
Everyone in this book is so sweet and wonderful! But I keep having to pause my audiobook to google fanart to really get a good visual for some of these alien species.
May 11, 2018 06:31AM Add a comment
The Long Way to a Small, Angry Planet (Wayfarers, #1)

Joe Kessler
Joe Kessler is 19% done with The Detective
"Share a cigarette with me?"

"I thought I was smoking too much."

She smiled mischievously. "You're not afraid of a little cancer, are you?"

these characters are killing me.
May 10, 2018 09:14AM Add a comment
The Detective

Joe Kessler
Joe Kessler is on page 180 of 544 of Tess of the Road (Tess of the Road, #1)
"The world is surprisingly hard to destroy," said Pathka gently. "Whereas saving it can be done a bit at a time."
May 07, 2018 09:53AM Add a comment
Tess of the Road (Tess of the Road, #1)

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