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as a history student these books give me so much anxiety

Oh what was that? I couldn't hear you over the sound of my terrible life choices

these characters would be probably more sympathetic without the romance

the amount of dramatically overblown drama is like over-sweetened sweet tea that someone felt the need to put honey in

Peter's POVs are better *firm nod*

wow it's been two years since I read the first one and like...nothing. Not a single detail. They keep talking about people and I'm SOBBING BECAUSE LIKE I REMEMBER /NOTHING/

I have never, before Tannie, met a character who reminded me more of my 13-year-old sister. Which is making the romance between Tannie (who my mind reads as 13) and Mor (who my mind reads as ~25) rather uncomfy for me

forgot to add this til just now but oh well

grief

Is sometimes

The most destructive thing of all

“Stories are wild creatures,” the monster said.

^a tattoo mayhap

stories are wild things

tattoo this book on my arms

please illustrate more YA books I am actually four years old and want to SEEEEEEEE THE STORY

I FINISHED PART TWO and now I've lost all motivation to finish because (spoilers) now John is on the scene but hey with Hank being so much worse than I remember, maybe John will be better?

*whispers* I kind of mildly ship okay that's all

Me: NEVER AGAIN

Me, reading this again: something has gone terribly wrong

I need motivation

1 like=1 page I read

Gulliver, my lad, your true passion is linguistics stop traveling and like teach or something

*straight up sobbing at this point* please please please spare me

I read all the extras the day I got it and now I'm just sitting on the novella let's DO THIS

tell me Hank--who's the pot calling the kettle black HMMMMM????

Oh, Hank, look at you making bad life choices that will all be for NOTHING *coughs* *loudly*

I will give this book one thing: It's a VERY fast read

"We were working on Animal Farm, an easy subject matter. I didn't mind communism; it was a welcome change from the exhausting romances that made up most of the curriculum."

I don't even begin to know what to say about this

Bella: *bleeds*

all the Cullens: omg I must go outside rn

*that's it that's the whole scene*

mwahahahaaaa who's ready

not me