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AHHHHHHHH

She now saw that when her faith had become about clothing instead of people, it had taken a wrong turn.

Wow

Okay I like Vivenna

"You realize that children in the stories who gorged themselves usually ended up being thrown off of cliffs?"

Siri stuffed another crispbread into her mouth beside the first, dusting her fingers and face with powdered sugar in the process, her cheeks bulging. Susebron watched her, then reached over and took a whole one himself. He inspected it, then shoved it into his mouth.

KILLL MEEEEE

HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP

“This is Hoid,” Lightsong said. “Master storyteller. I believe you had some questions you wished to ask...”

HOID!!!

She smiled, sinking back into her pillow, idly wishing for him to still be there when she awoke.

OH MY GODDD

Oh my godddd they're so cuuuute

She cleared her throat, sitting up, flushing yet again. “Well. Um, yes. Very nice. Thank you.”

SIRI YOU AWKWARD DOPE 😂

"Charmer?" he wrote. "I must only speak what I see. There is nothing so wonderful as you, even in my entire court. The mountains must be special indeed, to produce such beauty."

AHHHHH SO CUUUUUTE

“I’m not truly an expert on these things, I’m afraid, Vessel,” the high priest continued. “And, I’m afraid that Lord Lightsong is not either. If you press him, he could very well just start making things up.”

"Scoot!” Lightsong said indignantly. “That’s slanderous. Oh, and by the way, your hat is on fire.”

Hahahahah

UGH HE IS SO CUTE 😩😭

OHOHOHOHOHO BOYYY

OH, SHOOT!!

Hmmm Vivenna is starting to get on my nerves a biiittt

“I am, of course, lying through my teeth,” he said, eating another grape. “You shouldn’t base your opinion of the others upon what you think of me. They’re all much more deific than I am.”

The queen sat back. “I thought you were the god of bravery.”

“Technically.”

“You seem more like the god of jesters to me.”

“I’ve applied for the position and been turned down,” he said.

HAHAHA

HAHAHAH she is tearing him UP 😂

“And how exactly did we get onto this tangent, anyway?” Lightsong said. “I swear, my dear. Sometimes our conversations remind me of a broken sword.”

She raised an eyebrow.

“Sharp as hell,” Lightsong said, “but lacking a point.”

She jumped as another man sat down on her other side. Large of girth, this man had a cudgel strapped to his back. A colorful bird was sitting on the end of it.

I already love him

“Politics, my dear,” he said with a sigh. “You know how I loathe it.”

“You’re the god of bravery. We could use your confidence.”

“At this point, I’m only confident that I’ll be of no use to you.”

Hahahahah man I love his writing

Blushweaver sighed. “You avoid thinking, you avoid me, you avoid effort...is there anything you don’t avoid?”

“Breakfast.”

Hahahahah

“Mocking a woman is like drinking too much wine. It may be fun for a short time, but the hangover is hell.”

Well Sanderson blows me away with witty dialogue every damn time

“Well?” Lightsong asked.

“Well what, Your Grace?”

“Petitions.”

Llarimar shook his head. “You aren’t hearing petitions today, Your Grace. Remember?”

“No. I have you to remember things like that for me.”

“Well, then,” Llarimar said, flipping a page over, “consider it officially remembered that you have no petitions today."

Holy crap

"An incomprehensible series of mumbles emitted from the prince under the potato sack."

Hahahah ok.

"He was after the land that came with his daughter. Still, Alenda was attractive, and the thought of forcing her to his bed was more than a little appealing."

KILL HIM. KILL HIM WITH FIRE

GREAT ending.

"More than three hundred people come to the funeral."

AWWWWWHHHH😭😭

The doctor sighs again in that way young doctors with glasses and plastic slippers and a stick up their ass often do when confronted by people who do not even have the common bloody decency to attend medical school before they come to the hospital.

Hahahhahah