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At this point, I wish Beatrix would just leave these people she’s working so hard for and go do something for herself. F them.

WTF, Francis's name switches to "Frances" three times on this one page. I hope whoever proofread this was fired.

These characters are either unforgivably stupid, unbelievably illogical, or both.

Ugh, this is ridiculous.

None of the characters' actions in this book make any sense. There would be no plot if people acted logically. The plot is pretty thin as is.

Fucking fantastic, per usual.

So, it's been 10 days since I've read a published book. Maybe I should come out of this fanfic hole I've been in?

Drove through Silver Plume today so I figured it was an appropriate time to start this.

Ahhhhhhhh, I want the next one riiiiiiight noooooooooow.

I should really be sleeping but this book is too good.

I've only read 8% and already this is hilarious.

There's nothing in this to indicate scene shifts and it is driving me a bit bonkers.

There are so many great lines in this book!

This is kinda fun, I've made this drive from Green River to (almost) Denver a bunch of times.

"This isn't a romantic comedy filled with quirky friends and mischievous misadventures that don't seem to happen to real people." O RLY?

Ok, but is it really necessary to refer to the ferret by its full name at all times? This reminds me of NaNoWriMo when we would give our characters extremely long names and always use their full name to up word count.

"It's an eternity chained to a gray desk, without windows or solitaire. And the coffee machine is forever broken." Yup, sounds like Hell for a lot of people.

AUSTRALIA. Get on this marriage equality thing already. I NEED THESE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS TO BE ABLE TO GET MARRIED, OKAY???

My dad is making me sort through all our childhood books and pick ones to be gotten rid of. AKA the worst torture ever.

I keep wanting to write status updates for this but they all would just be the heart eyes emoji over and over again.

I've decided to embrace the hilarity of this book.

"Reality is lame. It's basically my least favorite."

""Don't judge," she said to Toby. "You don't have balls. You don't know what this kind of drive does to a person.""

"The thing with Eli was physical. Toby, though he couldn't speak actual words, was her friend. Who had stuck with her through it all, mainly because his other choice was a life on the streets as a mouser and he wouldn't engage in anything so gauche."

OMG AHHHHH. WHAT???

Ahhhhhhhhh! Please tell me this doesn't end with a cliffhanger.

Ok, I'm giving this a try, but ARG THAT TYPO IN THE FIRST SENTENCE DRIVES ME CRAZY. THE FIRST FREAKING SENTENCE!!! DID NO ONE PROOFREAD THIS????

I like these two, they are really cute together!

I love both of these characters already. I mean, Tristan seems like kind of a prat but I can't help but love someone who loves language so much.

I liked that a lot and I'm excited for the next one!