Rabbit {Paint me like one of your 19th century gothic heroines!} > Recent Status Updates

I'm wide awake and it's 2 A.M. Well my girl went to sleep, so I am on le iPod attempting to read on my kindle app, but I keep getting distracted. I just took my meds so hopefully I can sleep soon.

Well, at least the deflowering was somewhat realistic. Also one of the concubines is plotting something. My spidey senses are tingling.

So his personal harem are conceited, petty bitches. Of course. *sighs* I guess I won't have my harem fantasy come true. :( And honestly he can't tell she's a virgin even after fingering her? Hahahahaha typical male. :P

I quit smoking again. Nicorette gum is a lifesaver. :D it's been two full days smoke free.

Apparently the hero is hung as a horse. I can hear Connie's fapping from here. LOL Also when someone says stop during making out or whatever, you stop. Seriously. This feels rapey to me.

So his harem want to have a four-some [how kinky], but all he wants to do is fuck the heroine. I guess the message is monogamy rulez, and if a man truly loves a woman he wouldn't have a harem, even if he is rich enough, and it's acceptable in his culture. I see your bias of the western world, Connie.

The heroine is as dumb as a post. For realz. There was no lesbian orgy when she was kept in the harem quarters. *sad face* and the reason the hero took her as his slave is because she is a spitfire and he wants to tame her. *rolls eyes*

Wow, Arabian women are treated like crap. This man's view on women is misogynistic. Of course his mama is an exception. Am I the only one who thinks the harem might have a lesbian orgy when the man is not there? Hahahaha *wink wink*

Of course the hero is mixed. He is 1/2 Persian and 1/2 English. For once, I want a full blood ethnic hero. There seems to be some prejudice of the hero, he is ethnic but god forbid he be full blood.

My goal of the day is to finish this.

Tony said he must have loved her even as he raped her thinking she was a prostitute. That's how deep his love is, guise. Dafuq. Also, Letty wants to kill Tony as well. Is it wrong that I want him to die? >:D

Oh my god, Amanda is gonna marry Tony *dry heaves*. Letty is scheming, I love this cray cray bitch. >:D

After a really offensive to native culture kidnapping and almost gang rape, Tony wants to fuck Amanda. She is naturally reluctant, and after a month Tony is complaining about blue balls. Now everyone is telling her to put out to ease his suffering. Infinite rage. I want to shoot Tony's balls off. >:/ Seriously, that girl is traumatized and all you care about is getting off. What a winner.

I was going to bed, but I was going through my GR feeds and BL feeds and saw so much drama. It was a huge train wreck, and I have to read all the posts. I leave the interwebz for one day to celebrate my birthday and the Internet explodes with drama. LOL

So the hero just bedded a woman from his tribe.

His rival in the Comanche tribe wants to hand him over to the whites. Because the hero beat him in a fight. So childish. LOL

And we have fat-shaming now. :/

So you miss him more than you miss your dead brother. Wtf. Girl, I know you love sex with him but lbr family is family and he's not.

I know she's speshual, you don't have to beat me over the head with it.

Are the only sex positions in romance novels missionary? That's a position, for women, that is hard to climax in. Especially virgins.

The heroine just compared love making with the hero like being Adam and Eve in paradise. Many Lolz were had.

Alright, I got the house to myself, beer, and a romance novel, not caress and conquer because I have no idea where that is at the moment. Also my fave movies. Yay!

Most the characters are in the early twenties. It explains the impulsiveness and the insecurity to speak your mind.

The writer is really skilled when it comes to building suspense, tension, and fear.

Are these people really that daft?

The solution would be to not bring the others with you if they don't want to go. Especially if you plan on being back tomorrow. Then again that never happens in a horror novel. :D

Really good book so far! :D

My wife took me to a used book store where she has credit, so I got a birthday haul of books. ^.^ I'm a happy bunny. :3 my birthday is on Monday!

And now we have slut-shaming. Fuck you, book.

Alright, I'm skimming now. It seems every "opinion" of hers is the author's. IMHO. Traci says it gets better later in the series. The MC is so insufferable, shallow, and vapid. I have rolled my eyes so many times, and is so incredibly stupid. I almost DNF'ed but the book is almost done. :/