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all right I came only for the guard-romance trope WHICH REALLY ISN'T AROUND MUCH

I didn't ask for all these POV's and a plot that barely interests me

ugh I'm sorry but this whole obvious growing romance between March and Edyon is silly and cliche and is annoying to me

hey Edyon maybe someone would like you if you'd stop going on about their eyes and maybe about who they are as a person?? cause so far you're coming off as a surface-only dude and that ain't cool

"I want to conquer the people not as my father would, with swords and spears, but with a dress and a flower."

Tash, Catherine, and possibly Ambrose are the only stories worth my time here

the rest are ridiculously boring and seem unnecessary so far

okay well finally things are getting a wee bit interesting

okay what even was the point of this chapter??

Holywell sucks and I hope March realizes this

The men in Brigant could suddenly go missing forever and I don't think anyone would really care

mkay I'm glad we skipped full details of Ambrose's lil daydream haha

the one time I know there's a legit guard-romantic-interest trope . . . I kinda am interested in a different ship pairing for the girl??

WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME

I love this odd fanasty so much oof

'She was thirteen, at least that’s what she thought she was, which was pretty much an adult, but everyone looked on her as a child. Some people in towns even treated her like a child. Just because she was small. One man in Dornan last time had even patted her head! She’d kicked him in the shins, punched him between the legs, and now as she thought of it she muttered, “He won’t do that again.”

I love Tash

there's a lot more cussing in here than I originally expected haha

“You’re a woman. Women are always a problem. It’s in your nature to disobey, it’s in your nature to be tempted from honor, it’s in your nature to lie about it.”

Boris can go kick a tree barefoot and then fall back bare-bottomed onto a cactus please

'Those condemned for treason were not allowed to communicate with the king’s loyal subjects and so had their tongues cut out, their lips sewn up. But, as all court ladies in Brigant used hand signs to speak to each other when they were not allowed to use words, Lady Anne had had her hands broken too.'

good grief I don't think this book is YA ahaha

'It is illegal to buy, trade in, procure, obtain by any means, inhale, swallow, or use in any fashion the smoke from demons.'

I was told this had a legit guard-turned-romantic-interest trope in it so that's why I'm here

16yo me reading about 15-17yos doing hardcore saving-the-world stuff: yeah seems legit

me in my mid-twenties: tHeY aRe bAbiES . . . bAbiES

hi I'm in love with everything about this

it's so unique & well-written & worldbuilding is just *kisses fingertips*

I like Tavin

A lot

I'm just in a mood to be enamored with at-the-least-palatable-greatness YA fantasy okay

okay with all due respect WTF???

. . . poor Fisher

well I have so many questions

ah yes bless you, Fisher

mmm nope nope just decided I don't like Cassius

there's something off about him

the love triangle in here isn't really annoying so far

there's just zero sense why it exists in the first place

Cassius who?? my shipping hopes are once again pinned on the best-friend-with-potential-for-more character