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okay officially starting this one today . . . in the evening

this literally makes no scientific sense and it's so messed up wtf I needed a warning label

'Any guy who says he doesn’t fantasize about forced sex on occasion is a fucking liar.'

this better not be true, I know it's not, but still WHY WOULD THIS BE HERE

'my groin must look like I’m smuggling tennis balls'

it WHAT now?? bwhahahahahaha wtf is this

wtf is happening right now????

feels like a modern retelling of Phantom of the Opera??

'One would never guess, given the abandoned appearance outside the walls, that such wealth and luxury still pulses through its veins.'

I am begrudgingly beginning to somewhat like this book because of THE WRITING like this

I truly do not understand how male characters are always written like this . . . and I really hope most of REAL men don't talk like this??? but I wouldn't be surprised

why all the eyeballs??

this heroine sounds like a self-insert haha

hi I'm FINE wow

oh goodness what have I gotten myself into here 😳

nope I can't the grammar in here is atrocious so that's a dnf
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wait HOW DO THEY NOT KNOW SHE'S FAE???? h o w

kindle unlimited is the only thing holding my shaky reading streak together this month so that's a blessing

but this one is gonna be awful isn't it

'Here was where I first felt her flesh, where our first child was conceived just over a year ago'

buddy please writing from a male perspective isn't instantly horny and possessive animalism ughhhhh

next book better be about Harrow

'Two days slip through my fingers like the ease of Eldas’s fingers through my hair when we’re in bed.'

bestie drop the hair routine I would love to have smooth tresses like that not a catch and tangle and OW DON'T TOUCH ME

'His voice is auditory silk.'

I'm sorry what the fuck is it now??

with all the crazy wild romance books being thrown out there into the wild . . . is that my calling?? should I start writing insane plots and monster, erm, lover type books to make it as an author?? xD

well that's one way to make an entrance xD

thoughtful side of him = that thing with his tongue

girl . . . 😏😏😏😏

I can't be the only one who thinks that solution was way too simple and easy . . .

gosh the lack of PROPER COMMUNICATION IN HERE is frustrating because y'all are adults with magic . . . honest conversation shouldn't be that hard

*fake sadness* oh noooo angsttttt

'My heart has swollen to the point that it pushes painfully against my ribs.'

bestie you better get that looked into bc it doesn't sound healthy at all

'The redwood and iron thrones are finally united once more.'

you can just say you're banging, ya know, not some strange metaphorical description like that

it's about time

"There's only one bed."

eheheheehhehe we all know where this is leading

when this book said slow burn boy does it mean it