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'His silver tongue licked across her intellect, wetting her mental palate for new information.'

this makes absolutely no sense and gives me an ick feeling

'She had to survive if for no other reason than to spite the world.'

on this we're in agreement

5yo me named toy horses Lightning . . . and Vhalla isn't 5

dammit the constant interruptions as an ending sequence to an ALMOST good romantic moment?? getting annoying

ugh the writing in this series is decent but it bothers me because it teeters JUST on the edge of being totally confusing

Vhalla is an idiot

oh nope nope this is almost torture porn and I don't like it

this book has moved so SLOW until now

sir, I—



THEY KEEP DROPPING HOTTER AND HOTTER PHOTOS I CAN'T SURVIVE THIS

I advanced!!

really? they're losing friendship over a boy??

the consistent interruptions of moments doesn't equal slow burn romance FYI

'Vhalla could not ignore the sparks that shot through her like lightning when they touched.'

it's called static electricity, hun

I'm finding that I don't like the way this author writes romance, thinking skin tingles and sparking glances equal attraction and therefore must be true love??

oh geez not the skin tingles again

'His own subjects seemed to favor Fire Lord over his natural titles.'

oh no not a Bond aaaaaaaahhhhhh

'Vhalla did not count a book as read unless one’s eyes fell on the very first word of the first page and the very last word of the last.'

if this was a line said in the video there would be a new trend of mockery on it

'He put his hand against the window frame and took a long breath.'

why did THIS meme pop into my head at that line??

why does this read like half-cringe fanon Reylo fics hahahaha

look I'm no physics major but fire doesn't stop wind flow bwhahaha

we really going borderline-abusive-enemies-to-lovers here okay

'Nothing about him was traditionally handsome, and for it all, he was astonishingly striking.'

okay but tradition dictates everything now??

hasn't been one for 143 years huh?? well guess who the "special but not special" heroine is now hmmmmm

buddy the consistent insults and pandering tone in your notes are not endearing

it's a Ye Olde Comment Threade War

the plot and writing clatters along like a barely held in check run down a steep hill . . .

bruh it's too urgent to have her change into dry clothes but still told to "don't get the books wet"

didn't bring my hard copy of a different book with me so kindle books it is til I'm home