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yowza this author really said "gonna start it off mostly vanilla in the first book and then here ALL THE DIRTY"

only aliens can be horny in the midst of severe injuries and think "I might be dying but yeah I can bang" omg

'cry my brains out'

been there, done that

pfft NO I didn't stay up late last night reading half of this book *chuckles nervously*

read this all last night and really enjoyed it . . . something I didn't think I'd be saying about this series lmao

the word "babe" threw me for a moment

yes I am reading everything in this series please unfollow me if that is a bother because I'll probably be on this for at least a week

ahh okay so it's 24/7 symbiotic sex pollen

“A Great Dane can still make a Chihuahua pregnant,” Liz points out. “Guess which one you are.”

au natural vibrator

aaaand just got introduced to all the dudes who will feature in the other books, is what I'm guessing

all the males in here drink strong Respect Women Juice and it's just so beautiful to read

y'all I can't like . . . I'm fkn hooked and invested in this series now

r i d g e s

okay so 22 books at this small size is about 5-6 regular sized books, yeah??

I came into this expecting filth, nonsense, and annoyance . . . so WHY AM I ENJOYING THIS SO MUCH it's actually really good???

sir, I am impressed with your patience and the fact this book isn't all about alien domineering sex THANK YOU

'I’ve dated guys that I haven’t been able to convince to go down on me, and this one’s doing it as a greeting.'

help I'm wheezing this is hilarious but also beautiful wow is this the power of these books because if so then I understand the popularity of them now

I'm . . . she's unconscious . . . and he's like "DELICIOUS MUST TASTE" and starts going down on her??? wtf ahahaha

ofc it's a mate bond

I really love how she's constantly comparing being stranded on an ice planet to Hoth from Star Wars and other references . . . like, that's just such a realistic thing??

I am surprisingly impressed with the writing quality of this so far haha

ayyyy the MC is from Florida

dang it I should have read this yesterday (a Tuesday) as this book starts on a Tuesday

I'm bored so bye bye braincells it was nice knowing ya let's see how many of you make it out on the other side of this

AND HOW IS THERE 22 BOOKS IN THIS SERIES W T F

it's finally picking up thank god

Vhalla, if your blood is bubbling that's a serious medical condition, not something to be happy about

“I could think of quite a few things to do to you.” His voice was gravely and deep, and Vhalla felt a flush rise to her cheeks.'

oh lawd it starting

yay finally some uninterrupted time

please let this go somewhere