♠ TABI⁷ ♠’s Reviews > Master of Salt & Bones > Status Update

this literally makes no scientific sense and it's so messed up wtf I needed a warning label

'Any guy who says he doesn’t fantasize about forced sex on occasion is a fucking liar.'

this better not be true, I know it's not, but still WHY WOULD THIS BE HERE

'my groin must look like I’m smuggling tennis balls'

it WHAT now?? bwhahahahahaha wtf is this

wtf is happening right now????

feels like a modern retelling of Phantom of the Opera??

'One would never guess, given the abandoned appearance outside the walls, that such wealth and luxury still pulses through its veins.'

I am begrudgingly beginning to somewhat like this book because of THE WRITING like this

I truly do not understand how male characters are always written like this . . . and I really hope most of REAL men don't talk like this??? but I wouldn't be surprised

why all the eyeballs??

this heroine sounds like a self-insert haha