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ugh there's gonna be torture porn up next isn't there

"You act a fucking bastard, and yet you somehow seem proud of it."

omg he IS the author self-insert

'The scene was chaos; like a junk store had a drunken hate fuck with a lunatic asylum.'

if the author didn't take his writing so seriously I'd appreciate lines like this more often

this last bit of the book is MESSY and not in the gory type

'The night was black as sin, black as the river behind us, black as the heart of the thing that had torn our little company to ribbons.'

nope this is overblown

wow finally at the beginning of the end and ahh yes the plot threads oh so carefully wound up at the beginning are beginning to unravel and not in a talented manner

not them getting it on for the first time in the hospital

the sheer amount of times we've been told how much of a LION this dude is

too pell-mell now

'There was no form to their ranks, just numbers and teeth and sheer, unholy strength, set to drain all the world to dust and bones.'

here's another moment where I catch a glimmer of GOOD in all the weird writing and sexual descriptions

hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate

ugh not this

this book should have been edited and pared down to half the size it is

the sheer amount of voyeurism we've got in here is . . . rather unsettling

hmmm don't like the portrayal of anything non-straight here

these two boys reek of unrequited enemies-to-lovers

"a tadpole paddling about in your godless father’s janglesack."

j a n g l e s a c k

bestie sir please you are so confusing

fun

OF COURSE UGH

oh no the books oh dear so sad much sorrow

ohhhh okay evil mushroom zombie stag

'We rode as if all our lives hung in the balance. As if the devil himself rode behind us. Because of course, he did.'

yeek more bad writing . . . also this is truly starting to drag and I'm just now halfway through it??

that's truly the cleverest thing he could think to say?? yeah right

well now finally something a bit interesting . . .

the funny thing is that one hand he's ranting about god not being real or whatnot and then saying that faith lights up the silver aegis so uhhh what's the catch??

more angsty railing at god here geez get a blog don't put it in your books

"I’m two-thirds of one-eighth impressed"

whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

"The world needs bad men, boy. We keep the monsters from the door."
"But that’s the problem, hero. Bad men never realize when the monster is them."

this hits nicely . . . but I still don't like this story

buddy, a lute is not a genital please stop referring to it as such