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'dockside jezebel'

this is not clever

this entire fkn book is a mess of rabbit holes

'He ran one thumb across his tattooed fingers, the word P A T I E N C E etched below his knuckles.'

we know we know we know we know

I stg the way they talk about women

Talon is hella toxic

the amount of times he's said "if I'd known I would have run back to mama" is hilarious

lemme guess he's gonna be an unknown FIFTH bloodline bc he speshul

yes, I am highlighting all of Talon's insults

"Fuck me,"I breathed.
"The Testaments name sodomy a deadly sin, so I'd rather not." Talon offered a brief smile. "But you’re very pretty, de León, and I appreciate the offer."

eek this is toxic hate this

"You will learn to hate me worse than the whore who spat you from her belly, and the devil who squirted you into it."

s q u i r t e d I can't

bruh we got dick and balls references in like three sentences that's a yikes from me

'It’s not your todger, you can take your hand off it occasionally.’

oop we just love graphic depictions of abuse and brainwashing don't we

"Did Frère Greyhand tell you what was in store?"
"He told me one-fifth of three-eighths of fuck all."

wat a mf mouthful you can just say "no" wanna hear it in Spanish "no" or wait wait French is the one here right?? it's "non"

'ma famille'

tossing in the odd non-English word when you use English for everything else is just . . . not it JUST SAY MY FAMILY

only 5% in and I'm already DONE with all the sexual toned descriptions of things

NOT THE BLOOD BITE SUCKING THERE AHHHHHH

blech this is all going to be told in the interview style, isn't it??

Jean-Francios I love your attitude but you gotta just sit and let the man TELL HIS STORY no need for all this back-and-forth "witty" commentary like I love me some storytelling via dialogue (Dickens did it first lmao) but this is not it

oui is this man's new hai

seeded

'It was a face Gabriel knew as well as his own.
Because, of course, it was his own.'

um yeah??? that could have been written better

back on this shred train because I'm having fun and so far I've yet to be terribly upset/scandalized??

OH MY GOD ONLY 2% IN

I'll give the author this: he writes decent openings

so far the only one I actually give a damn about is Jean-Francois but I know that will probably change

bestie it's just water no need to compare it to a woman's taste

it is clear that JK is in love with his writing

'From his vantage, the killer watched the sun sink toward an unearned rest and wondered how hell might taste.'

oop someone angy at god