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oh my god it's actually finally over

oh.....ohhh never mind

NO NOT HIM WTF

well now okay then

sooooo close to the end

called it

he gon glow like a mf angel and burn the river isn't he I'm calling it now

this is annoying

I will ABSOLUTELY finish this today

oh shoot it's almost 2022 which means reading wrap-up review and 90% of that for me is gonna be

yes I read quite a lot last night because her books are just that addictive okay

sir please cum is not a moisturizing lotion

I love that there's cats everywhere

"I can find just as much pleasure in destruction as I can in nose spices, my friend. So say something again. I dare you."

yeahhhh I'm liking this one the best of the other two??

'I can't believe Kassam's starting to make me believe in all this woo-woo nonsense. Next thing you know, I'm going to be pitching rose petals at the full moon or something.'

well now, that's just a rude way of putting it xD

bruh she better wash well if a soaped up finger was all in there

ah yes it's very spicy indeed

'I reach out and put my hand on his bare chest. I don't know why I do it, just that I feel like I have to.'

'The moment our fingers touch, my entire body shudders. To my horror . . . I orgasm.'

ahahahahaha

listen to your mother and wear the mf crystals

'I felt it would be inauthentic to Hedonism to make him totally vanilla so Kassam is definitely a bit more in the spice department.'


😏😏😏😏😏

we stan an author giving content warnings <3 I love this author so much

NEEDED A BREAK FROM EMPIRE OF THE VAMPIRE AND RUBY DIXON HEARD AND CAME TO THE RESCUE RELEASING THIS EARLY AHAHAHAHA

aww yay these two are still around

DAMMIT NOT ANOTHER DEAD HORSE

I think a part of me will die in horror if JK ever decides to tackle faeries

"Fortuna."

'If it hadn’t been for God’s insistence on shoving his prick into my earhole at every opportunity, we’d have been gold as a sailor’s best teeth.'

of course the horse is back