Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter > Recent Status Updates

Oh, crap.
I think I like Daft Punk.

Hey, does anyone know of any brands that still do that thing where if you can draw the mascot, they'll send you to art school for free?
There used to be a match company that did it, but I think they're out of business now.

Anyone who knows me would most likely admit that I'm not stupid.
Am I genius?
No, of course not.
But I honestly thought I wasn't stupid enough to fall for this:
http://madizzlee.deviantart.com/journ...
Yep.
Totally fell for it.
How hard?
I was about to do an Amazon search for one when someone in the comments pointed out it was April 1st.
#StylusIRL

I am a lion and I want to be free.
Do you see a lion when you look inside of me?
Outside the window just to watch you as you sleep, 'cause I am a lion born from things you cannot be.
How can I sleep at night, there's a war inside my head.
I found a lion hidden right beneath my bed.
And I will not hide myself from the tears that you have shed.
'Cause I am a lion and you. Are. Dead.

Hey everybody!
I'm back! :D
You may resume completely geeking out.
Thanks.
-Z

Hey everyone.
I got a minute to myself, so I just wanted to say hi and check on everybody.
I'll be back on Monday for the usual agenda, okay?
Lots of love from the zombie queen, keep your heads up!
-Z

Hey, loves.
Listen, for about a week, I'm gonna be ghosting.
The rental units have some time off, and we have a lot of stuff we have to do. Stuff with the flea market, make an attempt to organize ourselves for the move, etc.
Anyway, i'll check my PMs every day, so if there's something I need to know, toss one my way.
Love you guys, keep on slayin' till the queen returns.
Love, Z

I'm alive, I'm alive, while you're dead inside!
I'm a slap in the face you your lullaby. Got you all tongue-tied 'cause you're livin' a lie, my friend.
Say it with me!
I'm alive, I'm alive when you're dead inside. I'm your wake-up call and you know I'm right.
Make a move, let it bleed, tear your heart off your sleeve.
But I'm the only one who's gonna save your life.

Guys, I need a favor.
I need safe downloads for
Slender: The Eight Pages and Five Nights at Freddy's.
That means no malware and no viruses.
Please PM me a link to either if you have one.
Thank you.
PS:
If you do send me a link full of malware, I swear by stars and stone I will END you because my dad will kill me if I screw our computer up like that.
Thanks. -Z

Just got the final volume of Locke and Key.
A message to the author and artist:
If you kill Kinsey, Bode, Scot, Duncan, Rufus or Nina, I will kill you.
Do we understand each other?
Good.
Wow me.

How old do you have to be to sell your blood?