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Harry, please, please, please PLEASE let me apprentice with you.
I'll feed Mister.
I'll dust Bob.
I'll even wear one of those stupid coats.
No leather, though.
Sorry.

Morgan, you dillweed! If you punch Harry again i'll hex you!
I can do it, I'm Harry's apprentice! Smile and nod, Dresden.

Anyone who reads my one-shots, #7 is FINALLY complete.
I left like that for, how long, three weeks?
Anyway, it's done.
#8, #9 and #10 go up this weekend and into next week.

"Bah," I said in English.
"He stole that from Return of the Jedi."
Bluebeard looked at me, uncomprehending.
I briefly debated trying to translate Star Wars into Latin, and decided against it.
See? I can have common sense, too.
XD Harry, can I be your apprentice? Pretty please?

Yesyesyes background on Harry, oh, my God!

I can't wait for summer.
I'm just gonan watch horror movies, read wbcomics and The Dresden Files.
Oh. Annnnd I GUESS I might go outside.
You know, to snuggle my dogs.

Even wizards get the blues, I guess. :'(

I sorta saw this coming...
I sorta didn't....
I'm sorta DEAD.

Holy tap dancing zombies!

Regardless of your gender, I will most likely address you by one of these a MINIMUM of once a day if we're friends;
Honey.
Love.
Dude.
Honey is usually sarcastic, not necessarily mean.
Love just means I feel all fuzzy for you (no. Do not ask me what 'fuzzy' means).
And dude is universal.
I might call you that if you pissed me off, I might call you that if I love you.
Don't.
Get.
Offended.

It's 420.
Someone strap a muzzle on me before I start making horrible jakes.

I can't go on this way.
Not as I am today.
The ugly side of me is strong.
Take aim, a loaded gun.
Pull back on all who run.
A coward's truth inside the wrong.
This means war.
This means war.
This means war.

If I fave your work on DeviantART, nine times out of ten, I will comment on it.
I have twenty-six deviations and six comments.
Seriously? Come on.
I know I suck, but if you fave it, can you at least say 'cool' or 'nice' or something like that?
Just to let me know it wasn't an auto-fave because we're in the same group?
Please?

I think I'm falling in love with The Offspring again. <3
The video for Dividing By Zero/Slim Pickens does the Right Thing AWESOME.

Mom, don't freaking talk to me about this book. #^_^#
If you've read so much as the first sentence, you know what I mean.

All my fellow Steven Universe fangirls and fanboys must go here: http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com/
I am DEAD SERIOUS.
#KeepBeachCityWeird

Yeaahuh!
Whatever miserable shank that kept The Raven Boys out for four months (or maybe it just kept getting checked out when I wasn't there) FINALLY brought it back to the library!
Wooh!
My nerdy friends understand why I'm so stoked. XD

I swear by stars and stone I will read an entire book this weekend!