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Haha! DeviantArt fixed the submission glitch! :D

Harry...*sniffle*
You promised no feels this time.

I.
HATE.
SPAMBOTS.

Mmm. I kinda wish this was the sensitive Harry from Blood Rites.
But...
I'm totally not hating on the badass zombie-stomper (there's zombies! Oh my fangirling God!).

*snuggles up to Harry*
You don't mind me sitting so close, do you?
*glares right at me because we've already soulgazed*
I'd rather you didn't.
*hugs*
Man up, Dresden.
And God help you if you pass out in the first fifty pages!

(my idiot brother prompted me to do this on Facebook, but my GRANDMOTHER reads that thing, so I'm doing it here)

Like this update if you can recite the creedo on the back of the Rolling Rock beer can (or know someone who can).
If you know me, you do XD

*tackle-hugs Harry*
*whispers*
You have no idea how much I suffer without you.

50th book of the year, it just HAD to be the D man.
I'm closing my summer out with this hilarious, feels-inducing son of a bitch.

Saw my niece and some others doing this. so.

Describe me in 1 word, 1!
Send this to your friends and see what you get.

Gonna try and finish this ASAP so I can squeeze ONE MORE Dresden Files book into the summer.
Not bad, all the magic elements are pretty cool.

Victory is all you need, so cultivate and plant the seed.
Hold your breath and count to ten...
Just count to ten...
I'm gonna make it rain, so ring the bell. I know it all too well. Switchblade on the end of your wrist.
Can I get a witness?!
Cause agony brings no reward for one last hit; one last score.
Don't be a casualty...
CUT THE CORD!

Save me, even as you break me. Every time you rape me, leave me comin' all undone.
Praise me, turn your back and hate me.
Every time you waste me, keep me underneath your thumb.

"Hmmm. I'm intrigued by this 'Darkling' fellow.

Just started.
I can't say I don't like fantasy anymore, can I?

Hey, can I ask a favor of my buds?
Send some good vibes to the community of the Graphic Novel reading group?
Our mod, Kenny, was killed by a drunk driver last week and a bunch of us just found out.
Good vibes for Kenny's family and friends and our new mod, Tommy.
Thanks guys.
-Z

Picture Edward Cullin being disintegrated by a tongue depresser crucifix.
THEN tell me how 'awesome' you think vampires are.

I really owe this to myself after Paper Towns.
This'll be my 10th King. ^-^ Super psyched about it.

'Margo Roth Spiegelman' count:
forty-eight.

'Margo Roth Spiegelman' count, twenty-seven'.
I know her frigging name.

Stephen King and Mark Millar BINGE when I'm done with this.
Salem's Lot, then MPH, Chrononauts, Hit-Girl and the other two volumes of Kick-Ass.

Big frickin surprise.
The nearest human is a cute farm boy.
I'm dying here, DYING.

I'm just gonna bite the bullet and read Paper Towns this weekend. *counts*
Two friends are reading it, we'll call it an unofficial buddy-read since I'm starting so much later.
Also, I'm NEVER reading TFIOS. Stop pushing it on me.
*sigh*
I need to BINGE on some SERIOUS horror as soon as I'm done with it.

Uhh with the nuke deal and everything, maybe I shouldn't be reading a book about the apocalypse.

You know you're paranoid when your phone vibrates and you jump up so fast you knock your chair over because you think there's a MOUSE in your pocket.
This is what it's like in the country, ladies and gents.

I'm beginning to think I should've just bitten the bullet and cut my hair for that diner job.

I had three books sitting on the bench in front of my bed.
They were Paper Towns by John Green, Coda by Emma Trevayne and The 5th Wave by Rick Yancey.
I picked one at random and landed on this one.
Let the alien fun begin. >:)

Am I to blame when the guilt and the shame hang over...Me?
Like a dark cloud that chases ya down in the pouring rain...