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I have to get 12 shots this summer. D:

Just ennnnnddd!
I just want to read Death Masks.

Okay, the last ninety-something pages are saving it. It's actually getting pretty cool.
The first three-hundred-fifty pages still weren't worth it.

Which pen name is better,
Fiera (fee-air-ah) Vexen, or Furi (said like fury) Ignite?
I might join wattpad.

This cat of mine is the devil in tabby.

Please. Just. End.

Am I really only half-way done with this?

Advice to people who point your speakers out your window:
KNOCK IT OFF.
We don't all worship Dave Matthews as much as you do.

Yes! Death Masks, book 5 of The Dresden Files, finally got here!
Gotta finish this stupid Dean Koontz book...

Alright, Deano. Keep it up with the creepy crawlies and the whack-ass room transitions and i MGIHT not DNF your ass.

I have to write four book reports in, like, a week. 0_0
Hell's bells am I screwed.

I'm a wizard of the White Council.
Sorry, I don't need Hogwarts.
My mentor can teach me about magic on the mean streets of Chicago, throwing fireballs at horny vampires and putting bindings on wary werewolves.
In my world, your 'muggles' are just people who don't believe in magic.
#DresdenitesUnite

Is anyone gonna get possessed any time soon? This is seriously getting boring...

I keep trying to write metal and it comes out country/folk rock. O.o
I've lived here for too long.

Come on, Koontz. Move it along here!

Man. >_<
Another thunderstorm's about to rain down upon us helpless plainsfolk (I actually stole that from Magic: The Gathering).
Meh. All the weather is saying 'tornado watch', but that just means we COULD get one.
The radar's just saying heavy thunderstorms.

Oh, my God. XD
I just saw the trailer for the new Vacation (keep in mind I've been watching the original so long that I DISTINCTLY remember watching it on VHS with my brother) and it's HILARIOUS!
I love the original, but this one looks great.
Check out the trailer.
I mean it.

Well, I'm about to be rained mercilessly upon by a thunderstorm, but no tornadoes coming my way. :)
Pretty much normal May weather around here.

Harry?!
Ohgodohgodohgodohgod.
I freakin' HATE it when he does this!

Hey everyone! :D
If you learned honor and the importance of believing in your cause from Luke Skywalker, learned bravery and taking it all in stride from Han Solo or learned the art of seduction and strength from Princess Leia, (or even if you didn't) all of you have an awesome nerfherding day. :D
May the fourth be with you.

C'mon, Harry, please.
*cute anime girl with bunny ears emoji.
Let me apprentice with you.
Pretty please.
I can help. I swear.
I'll feed Mister.
I'll dust Bob.
Hell, i'll wear a duster!
Not leather, though. Sorry.