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Aye aye, I've got some more poems up on Soundcloud:

Check them out here: https://soundcloud.com/harry-whitewolf

Many thanks. :)

CENSORSHIP ABSURDITIES

I just searched for Bowie's Queen Bitch on YouTube (It's always good to have a bit o' Bowie on a Sunday) and the automatic suggestions refused to come up with the title - instead, it came up with 'bowie queen b'.

Meanwhile, I had a Fuck Buttons vid showing up in the corner of the screen.

Eh up girls and geezers. I've now got a couple of poems up on Soundcloud, and there'll be more to come over the next month or so.

Check them out here: https://soundcloud.com/harry-whitewolf

And follow a Soundcloud newbie if ya could. Many thanks!

Vote for Corbyn.

Forget that he's Labour and that we need a change much bigger than what such trite political parties offer, and realise that a vote for Jeremy Corbyn is a step in the right direction...

Because he is a good and honest man.

How many politicians can offer that?

Most of you will know how much I love anti-fascist punk poet Andy Carrington's books. If you haven't yet read his books, I would highly recommend them, and if you missed his latest blog post, you won't know that you can read his books for free for a limited time:

https://www.goodreads.com/author_blog...

So get reading!

I just realised I now have a ritual of christening my final paperback proofs by rolling a joint on 'em.

(It took three bloody proof copies to get it right this time!)

New poetry book coming soon...ish, y'all!

Anyone else in the U.K seen the kids' talent show Little Big Shots? I've just encountered it for the first time. It should've been called Pretentious Little Shits.

"Now ah get this! It's that daft wee button at the toap that opens the hole! That's aw these sex education cunts needed tae tell ye! Press the wee button at the toap for a bit n the hole opens. Push the cock intae the hole! Simple as that! WHY THE FUCK DID THE CUNTS NO JIST SAY THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE!!"

Carl Ewart loses his virginity:

"...ah try tae get it in, but naw, ah'm rubbin it oan the flaps, hopin it'll slip intae this big greasy hole, but thir's nowt there.
Thir's nae hole!
...ah'm trying tae find this so-called hole. Then it happens! Ah feel it, further doon than ah thought, nearly at her arsehole for fuck's sakes! And it's tiny, no way will ma cock git in thaire!"

"Ah settles her doon oan the couch giein her the stinky pinky for a bit; slidin ma hand up that wee kilt and inside her pants, enjoyin her groans as she starts tae work herself ontae ma stiff little fingers. Ah'm thinkin aboot that band and wonderin if the dirty cunt that made the name up wis ivir thinkin aboot some bird eh wis friggin oaf. Here's an Alternative Ulster fir ye hen! Spice ay life!"

"I say we're all Europeans, of course I'm excluding the British. If only
the central bank would finance a group of Dutch engineers to sever the tectonic plate that connects Britain to mainland Europe. Let them float off across the Atlantic so they can wedge themselves securely up the Americans' arses."

"...Do you know any other little party tricks like that?"
"One or two. You don't sound too surprised to have seen any of that."
"Puppets running around all by themselves?" Milan relaxed in his seat and crossed his legs.
"You see all sorts of things in here when the place is empty. Last month, for example, (the puppets) all got together to discuss wages."

Wahey! My Rhyme and Rebellion poetry book (one of Readfree.ly's 50 Best Indie Books of 2016) is now discounted to $0.99/£0.99 for the next month!

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""Sorry to interrupt you, but how long does it take to drive to Monaco from here?"
"How long is a piece of string?" she said without looking up.
"In Germany every piece of string is the same length," I said. "About eight and a half metres.""

Check out mt latest interview over at the Illustrating Words blog:

https://illustrawords.wordpress.com/2...

Many thanks to author and illustrator Isis Sousa for inviting me to be grilled. :)

Harry has not joined the 2017 Reading Challenge.

Cheer Harry!

Harry has set a goal of reading 0 books for the 2017 Reading Challenge and has already completed it!

"Atheism was founded on a faith in something that couldn't be seen. Atheists referred to this intangible individual that they didn't believe in as 'God'. But there was currently no hard evidence for the nonexistence of God. Atheism was like one of those irrational beliefs that atheists are always up in arms about."

"A lot of people argued that the human gut was an unreliable narrator at best. A lot of people argued that the only narrator worth listening to was logic. Logic was like Morgan Freeman. It had a voice you could trust. But sometimes even Morgan Freeman could do something stupid. Sometimes logic could get it all horribly wrong.
What you saw. It wasn't always what you got."

"(There) was an outbreak of laughing to death that had struck Rio de Janeiro. And Ipswich.
George and Stevens weren't trying to ret-con the fact that people had died laughing though, they were trying to ret-con the shows people had been watching when they died.
Dying of laughter wasn't impossible to believe.
But dying of laughter while watching Two and a Half Men?"

There are 3 days left to vote for my Rhyme and Rebellion book which has been shortlisted for ReadFree.ly's 50 Best Indie Books of 2016: http://www.readfree.ly/vote-50-best-i...

And please also vote for the brilliant Ivy Feckett is Looking for Love in the comedy category: http://www.readfree.ly/vote-50-best-i...

Thank you to everyone who has already voted! :)

"Tommy deleted the story exposing the fact that 'I can't believe it's not butter' is actually butter."