Harry Whitewolf > Recent Status Updates

"If I lived in the US, I would simply purchase a handgun from the local supermarket and put a bullet through the back of my head. But, alas, I am in the UK and I don’t have that option available to me."

On to Part Two...

I need one more follower on YouTube to make it up to 100 followers!

Anyone fancy being the hundredth? :)

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCeOu...

Authors, did you know GR have now removed view counts from our blog posts? Such a little thing that was actually hugely helpful for authors. Seems as though GR are making it harder and harder for authors these days.

If you're pissed off about it, as I am, let 'em know:

https://www.goodreads.com/topic/show/...

Harry joined the 2019 Unreading Challenge.

Cheer Harry!

Harry has set a goal of unreading 100 books for the 2019 Unreading Challenge!

Hey guys, check out this kick-arse book trailer for our Anti-Austerity Anthology, created by the brilliant Rebecca Gransden:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyP5w...

My 3 funny children's books (written under the name of Mr. Wolf) are FREE on Kindle for 5 days! HAPPY FESTIVE-TIME!

Terry - The Time Travelling Tortoise.
The Top Secret Cheese
Mr. Zumpo's Amazing Zoo of Unusual Animals

Amazon.com: https://www.amazon.com/Mr.-Wolf/e/B00...

Amazon.co.uk:https://www.amazon.co.uk/Mr.-Wolf/e/B...

Brexit has become more of a shambles than the time I was at a Fall gig where Mark E Smith arrived four hours late, drunk as an arse, and then only sang two songs before insulting the audience and leaving.

Bye bye Theresa May...

My new children's book, written and illustrated under my alter-ego name of Mr. Wolf, is now out! If you would like a free pdf copy of Mr. Zumpo's Amazing Zoo of Unusual Animals, give me a shout.

Find out more about the book here: https://www.goodreads.com/author_blog...

Many thanks! :)

Have you bought your copy of The Anti-Austerity Anthology yet? Our book for food bank charities has been doing remarkably well, and seeing as pay day is coming up for most people, I thought I’d remind you that you could put a few quid towards a damn good book for a damn good cause. (CONTINUED IN COMMENTS BELOW)

Check out this fabulous review of our new book for charity, The Anti-Austerity Anthology, at The Art of Being Left:

https://www.theartofbeingleft.com/the...

"This is the unmissable book of 2018. Never mind all those books on Trump or whatever else you've been reading! This book is iconic in it's mix of authors and styles, in their determination to slay the monster that is austerity."

Steve Topple to talks to the one and only George Galloway about our book for charity, The Anti-Austerity Anthology, on their YouTube show!

26 minutes in: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q08JL...

Our newly-released book for charity The Anti-Austerity Anthology is now number 4 in Anthologies on Amazon, UK. Yee-ha!

Jeez, I'm glad our hard work's paying off! And most importantly, we're raising issues about austerity and making a wad of cash for food bank charities.

My website's had a bit of a makeover. Whaddaya reckon? :)

https://www.harrywhitewolf.com/

Penguin-published author Kit de Waal has bought her copy of our book for charity: The Anti-Austerity Anthology - which is now in the top 50 of anthologies on Amazon. Have you bought yours yet?

Find out more info in my blog post: https://www.goodreads.com/author_blog...

"I never thought there would be any money at the end of the Sex Pistols court battle. There wasn't much to speak of in the end result, but taking it out of Malcom's hands was good enough for me."

"Rule of Narrative:
Avoid using gratuitous foreshadowing about future plot events. Especially when it interferes with the story. And when it's about vampires."

""I need to borrow your car for the evening."

"Why?"

At the moment I can't think of a lie. Truth, oh truth, don't fail me now. "Well, quite frankly, I need to hide a monkey." "