Harry Whitewolf > Recent Status Updates

"that upper-class prick JAMIE OLIVER won‟t ever understand:
we eat what we can / when we can
to stay alive."

"Imagine living in a cunt-
ry
that feels the need to put “GREAT!”
before its
title
in an attempt to distract your attention from the fact that it's an absolute toxic
pile
of
shit"

"The GRAND NATIONAL‟s flogging a dead horse.
I wouldn‟t bet
on that if you paid
me"

"Art vs Vandalism

Some 1 - “MOST LIKELY KIDS!?” - spray-
painted SEAN WOZ
ERE! in bright pink letters on JEFF‟s new
garage door
he ain‟t happy. Looks a right mess
but there‟s some fresh graff on the derelict boozer down
the
road that‟s well
done
and gives a sense of place."

"all them Essex boy tarts / well- off house-
wives get on my tits
RAMSAY‟S KITCHEN NIGHTMARES is alright for a laugh
but who in their right
mind
would watch LOVE ISLAND for fun?"

"be warned: sometimes we ?uestion things so
much
we find more ?uestion-
s
than answers..."

Rest in peace Toots - one of the all time greats.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNxNw...

I've only just discovered that the rainbow is being used in the UK as a symbol of solidarity re; the virus.

I thought it was strange that everyone round these parts had started supporting gay rights overnight....

If you're in the UK, please consider supporting homeless people in these difficult times, and keeping The Big Issue alive, by donating to the Big Issue Appeal:

https://www.bigissue.com/support-the-...

Thank you!

STAY INDOORS
STAY INDOORS
STAY INDOORS

Jeez, I never thought I'd miss the slogan "Get Brexit Done".

I re-read the 2017 Asterix book "Asterix and the Chariot Race" last night and discovered that the Roman hero is called Coronavirus! How frigging mad is that? :)

"They were surprised I didn’t know too much about their country. I told them that the American public school system was very poor and that I didn’t know much about any other countries besides my own, except the names of three of them: Britain, Germany, and Russia, but only because America had beaten them in major wars."

"Religious fanatics always give me a strange look when I jokingly tell them that I’m forming a religion based on the revival of polytheism, the idea being that quantity over quality is the new direction in religion in this modern day of capitalist production."

"May I point out that MPs should be entitled to a fair hearing, then they should all be shot."

When Madonna moved to England she said she wanted to feel more English. She is shortly to become a single mother with three children from different fathers. Job done, then.