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UNDERDOGS UNITE - My brand new poetry book. Coming end of September. Booyakasha!

I'm getting a bit sick of spending hours and hours proofing stuff when I then stop for a breather and find atrocious grammar on Yahoo and other sites, such as this gem I just saw:

"Why No One In Hollywood Hires Steven Seagal

Once a-listers and now belong to the black list. Why no one wants to work with these huge Hollywood stars?"

Who are the people getting paid to write this crap? :)

I'm super chuffed I got to write the foreword for Andy Carrington's latest poetry book. It's out tomorrow, and I can't recommend it enough.

https://www.goodreads.com/author_blog...

I never thought I'd have to Google: 'Elephant testicles', but I'm currently writing something where I use the line:

"It might be August, but the sky’s greyer than an elephant’s ballsack."

So I thought I'd best check that elephants' balls aren't tucked up inside their bodies, like some animals - and damn it, they are!

You learn something new everyday.

Back to the drawing board for me.

The Ghosts of Nagasaki by Daniel Clausen is currently FREE on Kindle. Please grab a copy!

https://www.amazon.com/Ghosts-Nagasak...

Yes, I've written a book with Daniel, so when I say The Ghosts of Nagasaki is probably the best indie novel I've read, you might think I'm biased. But I read it and reviewed it before I knew Daniel, so ya-boo-sucks to you! :)

Thanks to everyone who entered my latest giveaway for Rhyme and Rebellion. With 1711 people entering, it was my most successful paperback giveaway to date! The winner has been notified and the copy is on its way.

If you're miffed you missed out, then why not read my TWO BEAT NEWBIE book for FREE:

https://docs.wixstatic.com/ugd/e870ab...

Only one day left to enter the paperback giveaway of my poetry book Rhyme and Rebellion! Thanks to all 1164 people who have currently entered! :)

https://www.goodreads.com/giveaway/sh...

Counter-culture is becoming mainstream culture. Oh yeah, baby!

A song accusing Theresa May of being a "liar" has entered the Official Singles Chart at number four. The track has also reached number two on the iTunes download chart.

Captain Ska: Liar, Liar: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxN1S...

Don'tcha love my reading tastes? I've been reading 'A Crisis of Faith (The battle of beliefs between the Christian Church and Gnosticism)' sandwiched between 'Prezident Scumbag!' and '...Paki Lover'.

:)

“My MUSLIM optician died today
and I‟m absolutely gutted
about it,” he said, with a huge smirk upon his face.
Sarcastic prick.
I then bit my lip.
“Oh really, SIR?” I replied,
and proceeded to hand
him his change,
“I don‟t know
what I should say.”
“Why, you‟re not a MUSLIM LOVER, are you?”
“No, SIR,
I just hate everyone equally.”

I stood up and looked around the oink bus. ‘Somebody pass me a cleaver.’ ‘We don’t have a cleaver,’ Fistfight said.
‘Then pass me a pair of scissors.’
‘We don’t have any scissors.’
‘Then what do we have?’
‘Blu-Tack.’
’Don’t be a cunt.’

...been driving down this long, boring road for fucking donkeys. And when I say boring I mean more boring than a member of the god squad lecturing you on moderation. More boring than a documentary about bleach. More boring than a night in with Mary Whitehouse. It was all blue skies and hills covered in cactuses... an episode of Wile E. Coyote and Roadrunner on repeat and you’re not allowed to smash the television up.

The law shouldn’t be there to limit our freedoms; it should be there to protect our freedoms from those who would shoot us into pits...But people are so removed from the democratic process that they don’t think of the rule of law as something which protects them from abuses of power. They just see it as an abuse of power. The law should be our law; not theirs..No rule of law means no protection of basic human rights.

Racism really is for pea brains...imagine thinking that you’re better than some cunt because you’ve got more warts on your arse than what they have. You’ve done absolutely nothing to get more warts on your arse and no real argument that having more warts on your arse is summut to be proud of... But you’re going to ignore all that and try convince the rest of us that having more warts on your arse makes you special:

‘Don’t call it Brexit.’
‘Why not?’
‘It’s the shittest word ever invented. Sounds like a Danish breakfast cereal.’

BETA READERS REQUIRED!

Goodreads authors Lance and James Morcan are currently looking for beta readers for their new novel Silent Fear (A novel inspired by true crimes) – a multi-genre crime, thriller, mystery, horror (with shades of sci-fi).

If interested, you can find more details here:

https://www.goodreads.com/topic/show/...

Those better than me tend to ask
how my first book is doing
to which I reply “Not so well”
and then they start to smirk out the side of their face as if somehow
their pathetic, little 8-6
monkey lives have achieved something so much better.

Hey cheeky monkeys, check out my performance of the Allen Ginsberg poem 'Hum Bom!' here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftAtg...

Oi, oi! I've got some more poems up on Soundcloud, y'all!

https://soundcloud.com/harry-whitewolf

What with our current bullshit political climate, I highly recommend Mike Robbins' short essay 'Such Little Accident: British Democracy and Its Enemies', and it's currently FREE to download, so grab a copy now!

https://www.goodreads.com/author_blog...

It's the last day to get your mitts on a free Kindle copy of my new poetry book:

https://www.goodreads.com/author_blog...

Many thanks to everyone who's already nabbed a copy. :)